Monday, June 30, 2003

More Headlines Amended for the Morally Comatose

Freshly killed Jews could provide eggs

A freshly killed Jew could one day become the mother of a new baby by "donating" her eggs to an infertile woman, say researchers.

The prophets would have things to say to those Israeli scientists that would wither them like salted slugs.
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This week's Contest! (Lawyers only)

Dale's a lawyer too. Have fun!

My only quibble: why limit it to something as mundane as "polygamy"? Insert any polymorphous perversity you please. It's all a a constitutional right now.
Boston Gets a New Archbishop

Dunno anything about the guy.
Dave Pawlak is having a *brilliant* idea

He needs your help to make that vision a reality!

I'm willing to do my part, Dave!

And if anybody else is having brilliant ideas like that don't forget to check out my speaking information. I can give references from satisfied customers if you need 'em.
Unlike us screwed-up neo-Catholics, RadTrads always do the right thing because they are Truly Catholic[TM]

Of course, the guy does have a suspiciously Jewish-sounding name, so he probably deserved to be treated like dirt by the congregation when the priest killed his daughter.
Infantilized Student and Ignorant Philistine Family Offended by Huck Finn

Jim looked at the trash, and then looked at me, and back at the trash again. He had got the dream fixed so strong in his head that he couldn't seem to shake it loose and get the facts back into its place again right away. But when he did get the thing straightened around he looked at me steady without ever smiling, and says:

"What do dey stan' for? I'se gwyne to tell you. When I got all wore out wid work, en wid de callin' for you, en went to sleep, my heart wuz mos' broke bekase you wuz los', en I didn' k'yer no' mo' what become er me en de raf'. En when I wake up en fine you back agin, all safe en soun', de tears come, en I could a got down on my knees en kiss yo' foot, I's so thankful. En all you wuz thinkin' 'bout wuz how you could make a fool uv ole Jim wid a lie. Dat truck dah is TRASH; en trash is what people is dat puts dirt on de head er dey fren's en makes 'em ashamed."

Then he got up slow and walked to the wigwam, and went in there without saying anything but that. But that was enough. It made me feel so mean I could almost kissed HIS foot to get him to take it back.

It was fifteen minutes before I could work myself up to go and humble myself to a nigger; but I done it, and I warn't ever sorry for it afterwards, neither. I didn't do him no more mean tricks, and I wouldn't done that one if I'd a knowed it would make him feel that way.

This is a sample of the "offensive" book in question and one of the most moving moments in 19th Century American literature. If you know the novel, you can hardly read it without tears coming to your eyes. Twain was the greatest literary champion of African-American of his time. It's a bleedin' pity that so many modern Americans have been so infantilized that they simply have a Pavlovian response to the word "nigger" and never get around to hearing Twain.

Should I be "offended" because Huck is the son of a worthless drunken Irishman?
Nixon's Political Philosophy was to Focus on Foreign Affairs and Assume Domestic Affairs Would Take Care of Themselves

He's the man who gave us Harry Blackmun, the author of Roe. Is Dubya going to repeat his catastrophic philosophy?
My mother-in-law has Alzheimer's too

A reader sends along this moving note:
A couple of months ago, maybe, I'd asked for prayers for my father, who's been alienated from God and the Church for more than 70 years. I mean, 70 years! Sheesh!

Well, somethin' upstairs cookin, because the associate pastor of St. Mary's visited Father and me at home last Wednesday, and my father was anointed and received Communion. He received again today, just like a baby bird opening wide for his crumb. He has his good days and his bad days, of course. Please pray for him--- and for me.

What follows is something I wrote up for the Alzheimer's list I'm on. "ADLO" is our jargon for Alzheimer's Disease Loved One.

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Hi Alzies,

For a long time, my father'd had the most beautiful mane of thick, white
hair. When it was combed straight back, he looked like an old-fashioned,
distinguished orchestra conductor. When it was sticking up, he looked like
Albert Einstein. When it was blow-dried, I called him The Swan King. But it
had been annoying him in this hot weather, so I got a trim-comb and chopped
it. Afterwards my husband said, "Good God! That's the worst haircut
I've ever seen in my entire life! What did you do to him!?"

"Well," I groused, "It did the job."

But it was all part of the spiffy-up before the priest's visit. Shave,
haircut, fingernails, haircut and blow-dry, and not a molecule of detectable
urine in the atmosphere.

So our Associate Pastor, Fr. Chris, appeared at the door at 1:30 this
afternoon when it was over 90 degrees outside and, well, we've never had
any air-conditioning. I had all the lights out (because they make so much
HEAT) and a little fan on my ADLO Edward, and that's all. Dim, too-warm,
airless house.

I explained to Fr. Chris that my father Edward is totally blind, pretty hard
of hearing, impaired by Alzheimers and multi-infarct dementia, "understands
more than he lets on" (big grin from Edward) and --- though most expressive
language has escaped him----he's still quite able to indicate his
preferences, to say "Amen" or not. After a little more introduction
("Fr. Chris, you're gonna have to yell for him to hear you at all!")
I left them alone while I did the dishes in the kitchen.

After awhile I realized there was no conversation going on, shouted or
otherwise. I stuck my head in: "Anybody want a glass or iced tea?
Anything?" Fr. Chris remarked mildly, "No thanks, I'll just sit here, pray
a bit."

Another 5 - 10 minutes and I came in (OK, OK, I've got an "interferiority
complex") and shouted in Edward's ear, "Fr. Chris is prepared to give us
the Sacraments! Confession! and Communion! I'm receiving Communion,
myself! I think that would be a good idea." (No response. Long pause.)
"Father! Isn't that a good idea?" Finally Ed perked up and smiled "If you
say so, dear."

I gave Fr. Chris the significant arched-eyebrow look and a seven-syllable
sigh.

Fr. Chris said, "You know, I could just anoint him and give him Communion.
That'll be an easier way than via Confession." So he did the most minimal
damn dab-dab anointing I have ever seen, but Edward said "Amen" almost
inaudibly at every pause. Moved his lips soundlessly about 1/3 of the time
during the Our Father. Then I asked him if he wanted to receive Communion.
"It's my....it's my.... it's, my my med med..."

"OK!" I'm still yelling. "But you understand, it's not your prescription
meds, Edward! It's God! Wants to be with you!" He murmurs, "It, it, it's
oh, oh... (smiles) ...OK."

So he received, and I received.

Afterwards, Fr.Chris and I chatted quietly. I talked a little about my
mother, who died 10 years ago and had hoped for over 40 years of marriage to
see this happen, and never saw it: my Father receiving Communion. I
cried. Looked over at Ed, staring sightlessly forward, his head tilted like
he was listening to something. His hair so soft and a little tufty all
over.

Like a lamb.
Somebody agrees with me

Always a wise thing to do.
Speaking of principalities and powers...

These things cut both ways. You can also ask angels to fight on God's side. It's their thing.

St. Francis de Sales has this advice about our involvement with things unseen.
What could it hurt?

Look for "How were we supposed to know?" at some future date known only to God.
Kindred Spirits

Money-hungry politicos and prostitutes.

Happily, the Supreme Court just made it easier for both of them to do their jobs last week.
Supreme Court Inspires David Morrison to start blogging again
The African Lion Roars

Apostate Western Episcopalians trying to figure out what all that racket is from uppity Nigerian bishops who don't know their place.
Mind-readers condemn "The Passion"

Uh, wouldn't it really help to see the film before you talk about it?

In other Mel news: "Everyone who worked on this movie was changed. There were agnostics and Muslims on set converting to Christianity." I suspect this is the real reason for the curiously unreasoning hostility to the film. "We wrestle not with flesh and blood..."
In other news, Senator is first out of gate in talking about using words to express opinion that someday he will jaw more about saying he cares about the sanctity of marriage

Talk is cheap. Let's see some deeds.
Americans Explain to Islamic World...

"We're not depraved or anything. Trust us when we tell you we're going to give your children all the blessings of our civilization."

Saturday, June 28, 2003

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Friday, June 27, 2003

My Latest on Catholic Exchange

I'm fond of this piece.
The Catholic Church in Latin America Continues to Do a Bang up Job Feeding the Flock

It's our own damn fault when we pastor so badly, catechize so poorly, and expect so little. The apostles started with flocks that were slaves primarily and they did not hesitate to treat them like disciples and write the New Testament to them. We don't educate *or* challenge our laity, so they go to people who will do it.

Rabbi Daniel Lapin is Right

The religion of most American Jews is liberalism. And here is its sacrament.

Not that we Christians are slackers in that department... alas.
My Doppelganger Contacted Me!

Here's a site by an Australian filmmaker named... Mark Shea!

I will be going to Oz in Autumn 2004 if all goes well. I will try to avoid him since I don't want the antimatter in his body to contact my skin and cause a universe-destroying explosion.
Hallelujah!
"I have spent a lot of years sitting on the sidelines of the Culture War. In fact, until about a year or so ago I was (with the exception of abortion) a confirmed relativist.

But I'm changing my mind."

Another culture warrior is born! Welcome aboard, Kyle. "We stand at Armageddon and we battle for the Lord!" - Teddy Roosevelt
St. Joan's Continues to Cringe in Powerlessness Before the Almighty Outstretched Hand of Their Bishop

Y'see, if these plump smug suburban laity can exercise power for evil, then lay Catholics who are, well, Catholic can also exercise power for good--if they will stop telling themselves they are powerless.
Rad Trads Just Seem to *Love* This Sort of Thing

The Lidless Eye crowd is terribly fond of talking about those darn "perfidious Jews". Hey! It's old, so it must be "tradition", right? Of course, sin is old too....
Thrownback on the SCOTUS's attempt to enshrine insane individualism as a right

For the best analysis of what is happening now and what will certainly follow if we don't repent, here's the finest summary of the logic of pagan hedonism ever penned, Wisdom 1:16-2:24. This passage describes precisely where are right now:
But ungodly men by their words and deeds summoned death;
considering him a friend, they pined away,
and they made a covenant with him,
because they are fit to belong to his party.
For they reasoned unsoundly, saying to themselves,
“Short and sorrowful is our life,
and there is no remedy when a man comes to his end,
and no one has been known to return from Hades. Because we were born by mere chance,
and hereafter we shall be as though we had never been;
because the breath in our nostrils is smoke,
and reason is a spark kindled by the beating of our hearts. When it is extinguished, the body will turn to ashes,
and the spirit will dissolve like empty air. Our name will be forgotten in time
and no one will remember our works;
our life will pass away like the traces of a cloud,
and be scattered like mist
that is chased by the rays of the sun
and overcome by its heat. For our allotted time is the passing of a shadow,
and there is no return from our death,
because it is sealed up and no one turns back. “Come, therefore, let us enjoy the good things that exist,
and make use of the creation to the full as in youth. Let us take our fill of costly wine and perfumes,
and let no flower of spring pass by us. Let us crown ourselves with rosebuds before they wither. Let none of us fail to share in our revelry,
everywhere let us leave signs of enjoyment,
because this is our portion, and this our lot.

This is amazingly modern and prescient. We're all just unusually clever pieces of meat. We come from molecules and to molecules we shall return, so let's party while the sun shines. Enjoy life! And who are we to deny anybody their share in the kegger?

However, that view has consequences. Among them is a disregard for the weak and a growing and eventually implacable hostility to those who believe in something beyond this world and the immediate satisfaction of our appetites:
Let us oppress the righteous poor man;
let us not spare the widow
nor regard the gray hairs of the aged. But let our might be our law of right,
for what is weak proves itself to be useless. “Let us lie in wait for the righteous man,
because he is inconvenient to us and opposes our actions;
he reproaches us for sins against the law,
and accuses us of sins against our training. He professes to have knowledge of God,
and calls himself a child of the Lord. He became to us a reproof of our thoughts; 15 the very sight of him is a burden to us,
because his manner of life is unlike that of others,
and his ways are strange. We are considered by him as something base,
and he avoids our ways as unclean;
he calls the last end of the righteous happy,
and boasts that God is his father. Let us see if his words are true,
and let us test what will happen at the end of his life; for if the righteous man is God’s son, he will help him,
and will deliver him from the hand of his adversaries. Let us test him with insult and torture,
that we may find out how gentle he is,
and make trial of his forbearance. Let us condemn him to a shameful death,
for, according to what he says, he will be protected.” Thus they reasoned, but they were led astray,
for their wickedness blinded them, and they did not know the secret purposes of God,
nor hope for the wages of holiness,
nor discern the prize for blameless souls; for God created man for incorruption,
and made him in the image of his own eternity, but through the devil’s envy death entered the world,
and those who belong to his party experience it.

This description of the hostility which meets the "righteous poor man" is a prophetic description of the Passion of Christ (and one clearly in the backs of the minds of the synoptic writers). It is also a prophetic description of what awaits the Church when it seeks to oppose those who are willing to both die and kill for their appetites. Pray hard. The devil plays for keeps. The Gay Brownshirt Movement will not take a "live and let live" approach to those who adhere to a Christian morality. "The very sight" of Christians who champion a morality subject to God and not to human appetite will be a burden and they will seek to stamp us out. Insane individualism is always the prelude to tyranny.
From the "There's one born every minute" Dept.

"BILL Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. God bless America!" -former City Council candidate Bob Strougo
George Will on the SCOTUS' crossing of the Rubicon
Once consent -- "choice" -- supplants marriage as the important interest served by cloaking sexual activities as constitutional rights, by what principle is any consensual adult sexual conduct not a protected right? Bigamy? Polygamy? Prostitution? Incest? Even -- if we assume animals can consent, or that their consent does not matter -- bestiality?

Here's the basic divide between American social beliefs and Catholic social teaching. For Americans (both on the left and the right), the individual (whether that be the individual person or the legal fiction of an "individual" corporation) is the center. For Catholic social teaching, the family is the center. For the Catholic, if it's good for the family, it's good (assuming, of course, that the family is not taking precedent over God). What is good for the individual is good (in Catholic thought) only if it does not trump the good of the family and the good of our obedience to God. Why? Because humans are in the image of a Trinitarian, not a unitarian God. It is not good for man to be alone. So our culture and our jurisprudence are, increasingly, rooted in an anthropology every bit as false as Communist anthropology was.

Eventually, this emphasis on insane individualism at the cost of the good of the family will create a backlash. Individualism will lead to anarchy, which will lead to our happy acceptance of a tyrant who will promise "order". Tyrannies are, said Chesterton, usually tired democracies. Sin always carries the seeds of its own judgment. It's not an external punishment God sticks on like a postage stamp. Hell is simply the fruit of sin.

There is, of course, not only the possibility of radical evil. There is also the possibility of conversion. The grace of God is always there, calling us to him. And he who is in you is greater than he who is in the world, if you are baptized. So now is not the time to despair. It is the time to pray and work. Learn authentic Catholic social teaching and accept no substitutes, not even "conservative" ones. Then fight to make it a reality and not just a theory.
Kevin Orlin Johnson: Nice Start, But You'll Need to Follow it Up with a "hail of libelli" if you want to see some action

Hey. these guys are rich lawyers. I'm sure that can be arranged.
Like watching a train wreck from a balloon

Catholics who take their faith seriously will often speak of the demonic because they think the devil (that is, a superhuman angelic spirit who has perverted his will and natural gifts in opposition to God and hatred of his creatures)is real. However, when they do, they will often be thought by their hearers to speak of the demonic because they think the devil is a Jew.

So, for instance, it is quite common to hear that John 8:44 "demonizes" Jews. It does not as Scott and I make clear here.

However, the assumption is an old one, given the frequent tendency of Catholics historically to, indeed, demonize Jews. So when Barb Nicolosi wrote concerning the knee-jerk assumption that "The Passion" is anti-semitic and the opposition it is receiving from people who haven't even seen it that, "Having seen the film now, I can only marvel that the attacks are pretty much demonic" I winced, since it was more or less a sure bet that somebody would take that as meaning "Jews who oppose the film are devils." Sure enough, one of her readers read it exactly that way, alas.

Problem is, Catholics would also say that the Scandal, a wholly-owned subsidiary of ordained Catholic clergy, is also "demonic". That doesn't mean we think bishops are devils or that ordained clergy are demons. I'd also add that many of the proposed solutions to the Scandal ("Destroy the hierarchy!") are also lies from the pit of hell. That doesn't mean I think the people proposing them are demonic. It just means that, as a Catholic, I take seriously, as Barb does, that we humans--humans, mark you, not "Jews"--are prone to getting snookered by the Prince of Lies. In short, we take seriously that we wrestle, not with Jews, but with powers and principalities.

As to the film, I continue to say, "How about we all wait and see it before rendering any critical judgments?"
Mel Gibson Screens "The Passion" for Focus on the Family Folks

Interesting the way American culture can bring together a Traditionalist Catholic filmmaker and Evangelicals who, forty years ago, would have shunned both Catholics and Hollywood as incarnations of the devil.

I wonder what unthinkable alliances we will see 40 years from now?
A basically positive take on missionaries to Muslims--from TIME!
Some final points

I think the Texas Sodomy Law was dumb and unenforceable. If it had been put to a vote I would have voted it down. However, it can no longer be put to a vote because the Supreme Court has once again decided to take away the fundamental American right to order our common life by democratic means and simply issue an edict. In issuing that edict, the Court has effectively said that all consensual behavior, no matter how destructive, is just swell. Our culture is deranged, but not that deranged. However, we shall soon come to be that deranged if we do not act to slow the rush toward Babylon.

Another problem facing American Christians: There is always a tension between patriotism and the country you are patriotic about. The Court just ratcheted up the tension exponentially. In a time of war, and especially in a war against a foe as implacable and evil as the Islamic fundamentalism we face, it is natural to love your country and be grateful for all that we have and all that the Foaming Bronze Age Fanatics wish to destroy. The prophets, who screamed their heads off about Israel's sins, felt the same. Jeremiah was a patriot down to his bones and wrote an entire book lamenting the fall of his nation. But before that, he was constantly derided as a subversive by his countrymen for saying, in effect, "You can't expect to win against Nebuchadnezzar when you spit on the covenant."

American Christians are rapidly being put in the position of saying to their countrymen, "You have now enshrined in law as a "constitutional right" two sins which, in the biblical tradition, cry out to heaven. How long do you think you can continue to speak of 'America: the Light and the Glory' and vaunt our obvious 'right' to defeat the scourge that comes against us?"

I think it would behoove Americans to stop speaking ever more loudly of our superiority and start getting on our knees before God. Israel was, in a certain sense, superior to the entire pagan world. She possessed gifts that no other nation was granted. In betraying those gifts, she became more subject to judgment since those to whom much is given, much will be required.

We have been given much. If we piss it away, we'll be more blameworthy in the eyes of God than the most ignorant Bronze Age Fanatic.

Thursday, June 26, 2003

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John Granger to argue Pro-Harry vs. Some Anti-Harry Talking Head

Today, Friday, June 27 on Jeff Cavins "Morning Air" show between 7 and 9 AM Central Time. You can listen on-line here .
A reader sez, in light of today's mischievous bit of "Hey! What could it hurt?" from the SCOTUS:

"We absolutely have to unite now around a Federal marriage amendment. If we don't pass it now, we never will."

Very true. Like I say, if we act soon, then analysis of the Court's actions has the hope of being a diagnosis of a very sick society. If we sit around and do nothing, the analysis of the Court's actions will have the character of an autopsy.
Here, for your reading pleasure, is a bit of Scalia's Dissent
Today’s opinion is the product of a Court, which is the product of a law-profession culture, that has largely signed on to the so-called homosexual agenda, by which I mean the agenda promoted by some homosexual activists directed at eliminating the moral opprobrium that has traditionally attached to homosexual conduct. I noted in an earlier opinion the fact that the American Association of Law Schools (to which any reputable law school must seek to belong) excludes from membership any school that refuses to ban from its job-interview facilities a law firm (no matter how small) that does not wish to hire as a prospective partner a person who openly engages in homosexual conduct. See Romer, supra, at 653. One of the most revealing statements in today’s opinion is the Court’s grim warning that the criminalization of homosexual conduct is “an invitation to subject homosexual persons to discrimination both in the public and in the private spheres.” Ante, at 14. It is clear from this that the Court has taken sides in the culture war, departing from its role of assuring, as neutral observer, that the democratic rules of engagement are observed. Many Americans do not want persons who openly engage in homosexual conduct as partners in their business, as scoutmasters for their children, as teachers in their children’s schools, or as boarders in their home. They view this as protecting themselves and their families from a lifestyle that they believe to be immoral and destructive. The Court views it as “discrimination” which it is the function of our judgments to deter. So imbued is the Court with the law profession’s anti-anti-homosexual culture, that it is seemingly unaware that the attitudes of that culture are not obviously “mainstream”; that in most States what the Court calls “discrimination” against those who engage in homosexual acts is perfectly legal; that proposals to ban such “discrimination” under Title VII have repeatedly been rejected by Congress, see Employment Non-Discrimination Act of 1994, S. 2238, 103d Cong., 2d Sess. (1994); Civil Rights Amendments, H. R. 5452, 94th Cong., 1st Sess. (1975); that in some cases such “discrimination” is mandated by federal statute, see 10 U.S.C. § 654(b)(1) (mandating discharge from the armed forces of any service member who engages in or intends to engage in homosexual acts); and that in some cases such “discrimination” is a constitutional right, see Boy Scouts of America v. Dale, 530 U.S. 640 (2000). Let me be clear that I have nothing against homosexuals, or any other group, promoting their agenda through normal democratic means. Social perceptions of sexual and other morality change over time, and every group has the right to persuade its fellow citizens that its view of such matters is the best. That homosexuals have achieved some success in that enterprise is attested to by the fact that Texas is one of the few remaining States that criminalize private, consensual homosexual acts. But persuading one’s fellow citizens is one thing, and imposing one’s views in absence of democratic majority will is something else. I would no more require a State to criminalize homosexual acts– or, for that matter, display any moral disapprobation of them–than I would forbid it to do so. What Texas has chosen to do is well within the range of traditional democratic action, and its hand should not be stayed through the invention of a brand-new “constitutional right” by a Court that is impatient of democratic change. It is indeed true that “later generations can see that laws once thought necessary and proper in fact serve only to oppress,” ante, at 18; and when that happens, later generations can repeal those laws. But it is the premise of our system that those judgments are to be made by the people, and not imposed by a governing caste that knows best. One of the benefits of leaving regulation of this matter to the people rather than to the courts is that the people, unlike judges, need not carry things to their logical conclusion. The people may feel that their disapprobation of homosexual conduct is strong enough to disallow homosexual marriage, but not strong enough to criminalize private homosexual acts–and may legislate accordingly. The Court today pretends that it possesses a similar freedom of action, so that that we need not fear judicial imposition of homosexual marriage, as has recently occurred in Canada (in a decision that the Canadian Government has chosen not to appeal). See Halpern v. Toronto, 2003 WL 34950 (Ontario Ct. App.); Cohen, Dozens in Canada Follow Gay Couple’s Lead, Washington Post, June 12, 2003, p. A25. At the end of its opinion–after having laid waste the foundations of our rational-basis jurisprudence–the Court says that the present case “does not involve whether the government must give formal recognition to any relationship that homosexual persons seek to enter.” Ante, at 17. Do not believe it. More illuminating than this bald, unreasoned disclaimer is the progression of thought displayed by an earlier passage in the Court’s opinion, which notes the constitutional protections afforded to “personal decisions relating to marriage, procreation, contraception, family relationships, child rearing, and education,” and then declares that “[p]ersons in a homosexual relationship may seek autonomy for these purposes, just as heterosexual persons do.” Ante, at 13 (emphasis added). Today’s opinion dismantles the structure of constitutional law that has permitted a distinction to be made between heterosexual and homosexual unions, insofar as formal recognition in marriage is concerned. If moral disapprobation of homosexual conduct is “no legitimate state interest” for purposes of proscribing that conduct, ante, at 18; and if, as the Court coos (casting aside all pretense of neutrality), “[w]hen sexuality finds overt expression in intimate conduct with another person, the conduct can be but one element in a personal bond that is more enduring,” ante, at 6; what justification could there possibly be for denying the benefits of marriage to homosexual couples exercising “[t]he liberty protected by the Constitution,” ibid.? Surely not the encouragement of procreation, since the sterile and the elderly are allowed to marry. This case “does not involve” the issue of homosexual marriage only if one entertains the belief that principle and logic have nothing to do with the decisions of this Court. Many will hope that, as the Court comfortingly assures us, this is so. The matters appropriate for this Court’s resolution are only three: Texas’s prohibition of sodomy neither infringes a “fundamental right” (which the Court does not dispute), nor is unsupported by a rational relation to what the Constitution considers a legitimate state interest, nor denies the equal protection of the laws. I dissent.


So there you have it. Judicial usurpation of the political process at its most raw. Our Robed Masters have just robbed the American people of the right to order their affairs for the common good (yet again). In addition, they have done so by hypocritically turning their backs on the very principle (stare decisis) they once appealed to in order to maintain yet another unjust law: Roe v. Wade. This from a reader:
The Supreme Court decision by Justice Kennedy [ed. note: a "faithful lay Catholic" who is no doubt outraged at our morally incompetent bishops] reverses Bowers v. Hardwick (upholding GA's anti-sodomy statute in 1985) finding there is no federal constitutional right to sodomy. Then it finds that there is a federal constitutional right to sodomy in the home and strikes down TX anti-gay sodomy statute. So much for stare decisis (following precedent), which was the cited reason the Court did not reverse Roe v. Wade in Planned Parenthood v. Casey. The result-orientated hypocrisy and applied double-standards are an outrage. But not a surprise. Since gay sodomy is now a fundamental right (like free speech and abortion), nothing much can stand in its way toward legal recognition and legitimization. Certainly, no public benefit can be denied practicing gays on the grounds that they are practicing -- this would be an unconstitutional condition on the exercise of a fundamental right.

And all in the service of an overreaching and insane principle which will ultimately make it impossible to maintain that any consenting act between two individuals, no matter how destructive, can be imposed upon by the community. Historic mischief has been worked today...and a huge number of Americans--including Catholics--think that's just ducky.

Why? Because we also have the judiciary we want: people who will leave us alone and not interfere with our sex lives. Proof, you ask? Hear anybody beyond a few zealots who are even aware of the Dem schemes to keep Bush nominees out and apply anti-Catholic litmus tests?

I hear crickets.
Doubtless Some People Will Think it Ridiculous to Say that the SCOTUS Just Declared Our Pervert Priests Out of Bounds for Prosecution

That's only because they have not thought about the philosophy that underpins the decision. If every consenting act is ipso facto beyond the reach of the law, then it is only a quaint (and soon to be abolished) notion that consenting acts with minors are beyond the reach of law. You might be able to make the case that sex with a 5 year old is a problem. but it will get harder and harder to make that case in law with older kids who are capable of informed decisions. They can already get abortions without parental consent, why not sleep with a priest, if they both consent?

Pandora, phone your office.

I know. It's still ridiculous. Like those cranks thirty years ago who said abortion would lead to euthanasia. Worry warts.

Show me a culture that despises virginity and I'll show you a culture that hates children.
Speaking of which...

I couldn't decide whether to title this blog "Supreme Court Anoints Sen. Santorum a Prophet", "John Geoghan Expresses Gratitude to SCOTUS, Requests Immediate Release" or simply "It's the Culture, Stupid".

Anyhow, I think my reader is simply right when he says:
Anybody pointed out yet how completely today's Supreme Court decision vindicates Sen. Rick Santorum?

The decision, after all, states unequivocally that each and every American is "entitled to respect for their private lives" and that "the state cannot demean their existence or control their destiny by making their private sexual conduct a crime."

Far as I can see, then, what happens in America's bedrooms has just been officially declared a private matter between a man and his boyfriend, wives, mother, dog, etc., etc., etc.

This is, of course, exactly the case. It remains to be seen whether the American populace will wake from their torpor, put down the remote, and do something. If they do, then analyses of the Court's breathtaking usurpation of politics and it amazing act of social-engineering hubris have still the possibility of being diagnoses. If Americans choose to snooze, all such analyses will soon be autopsies.
There's been much buzz about Conquest's 3 Laws Lately...

...and of Derbyshire's Corollary:
Any organization that admits frank and open homosexuals into its higher levels will sooner or later abandon its original purpose and give itself over to propagating and celebrating the homosexualist ethos, and to excluding heterosexuals and denigrating heterosexuality.

I think this is probably true most of the time, since as have noted elsewhere, a deranged morality cannot afford to be neutral. It must aggressively justify itself and labor to not make sure that the first principles of moral reasoning are constantly beaten back lest they threaten the cherished sin (of which more presently).

I do note, however that Jesus makes a rather curious promise which we should take into our thinking when we consider what happens when the Gay Brownshirt Movement collides with the Catholic Church:

"And these signs will accompany those who believe: in my name they will cast out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up serpents, and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover." (Mark 16:17-18)

There is not, in Scripture or the Church's Tradition, much of a precedent for Christians going around and gulping turpentine to evangelize. However, it is simply a fact that the Church has, in her long history, drunk many deadly things and not only taken no harm from them but been enriched. I cannot help but wonder if, in the long run, the Homosexualist attempt to co-opt the Church will not prove to be its undoing in a way which we cannot yet foresee. Jesus is fond of turning crosses into trees of life.
As I say, laity ain't powerless

A respectful stating of the case from concerned Catholics in Dallas. For more info on their organization, go here.
More on Small Groups for the Self-Educationally Minded

A reader writes:
What you are doing (see here and here) is done by several movements in the Church already. These include Marriage Encounter, Couples for Christ and Teams of Our Lady. I'm from the West Indies and belong to the last "movement". If lay people in the USA were to form themselves into these movements they would gain much more power. For example, their leaders are consulted by the Vatican's nuncio in the selection of bishops. At least that is what happens here. Maybe then y'all lay catholics wouldn't be grousing so much as seen in some of the other threads. Most of your groups seem to be reactive and not pro-active, i.e. borne out of the Scandal or to fight a cause not to seek to form a fellowship for holiness. Here in the Windies many of the pro-life groups are the Charismatic communities or prayer groups, not specifically formed reactive groups.

Interesting point. "Reactive" groups are, in general, doomed and short-term. You can't build a life on protest. You have to be *for* something, not merely against something. And that, in the end, forces you back to the gospel, as all things do eventually.
Me vs. We (or is that "Me and We"?)

A reader writes:
I remember that you once said you liked it when folks wrote your blog for you. Perhaps you'd be willing to share your soapbox with me for a bit.

Y'see, I've got this burning issue. But the doctor prescribed some antibiotics and it's doing much better now, so there's no need to go into that.

What I really want to talk about -- and what I hope to hear you and the rest of St Blog's discuss -- is the issue of "Me versus We." You see, I've noticed this tension in society -- indeed, you can see it in just about any society in any era -- between the individual and the herd. You've got free speech, but you can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theatre. Criminals go free after serving their sentences even if it's darn-near certain that they'll re-offend. It's as if we're groping for a balance between the ant-hill -- where "individual" means nothing -- and the forest full of tigers -- who can't stand the sight of each other most of the time.

The funny thing is: nobody in the public forum seems to notice this tension. Indeed, the political parties are all over the map when viewed through this particular lens. The Liberals champion abortion (very, very, Me) and the Great Society (strongly We.) Republicans idolize both the rugged individual AND the Armed Services; they also call for safe streets, yet abominate any form of gun control. Both sides of the aisle seem to be full of contradictions.

Now, it could be that both parties are full of contradictions because the "issue" isn't an issue. Both parties are all over the place on the subject of pizza toppings. So what? But I don't think that that's the case. I suspect that nobody's coherent on the subject because nobody's stopped to really think about it.

Throughout most of the history I'm familiar with the individual has had to cede most of his rights to society. The Athenians owned slaves, and Athens was a better place for it. The subjects of the pre-reformation (and quite a few post-reformation) kings were expected to worship in unity with their ruler lest civil war break out. It's only been in the past few hundred years that anybody has thought about or attempted to catalogue the rights of the individual. The "rights" of the herd on the other hand, have never been (in my very limited education) formally thought about by anybody. They were there at the beginning -- likely as a species-survival mechanism -- and they have been slowly yielding to the individual ever since. But now, I think, the pendulum is in grave danger of swinging too far. Individual freedom and individual rights are being so strongly asserted these days that the good of the herd -- and the good of many individuals -- is in danger.

Abortion is the most egregious example: children die at their mother's whim. But there are a thousand other examples: Remember the horror with which the suggestion of an AIDS quarantine was received? God be praised, it turned out to be unnecessary, but what if AIDS had spread like the common cold? (nobody really knew at the time.) Millions could have died before a quarantine became socially acceptable. On a more mundane level, consider motorcycle-helmet laws. It would seem to be a win-win kind of law; people survive otherwise fatal accidents, brain injuries are reduced & medical costs are kept down. How could these laws be resented -- and yet they are. I'm sure that you and our fellow blogites could cite hundreds of examples.

Now, here we come to the homework -- the debate. Consider and discuss the following.

1) Am I correct in asserting that there is a tension between the rights of the individual and the rights of society, and that the pendulum has swung too far in the individual's direction?

1A) Does it even make sense to assert that society has rights? What might they be?

2) Given an affirmative on 1 & 1A; does the answer really consist of finding some happy middle ground on the scale between the ant-hill and the forest full of tigers. Can there be some kind of both/and answer to this? I suspect that there may be, and that the answer lies in the greatest commandments. But how do we implement that in America?

2A) If implementing the greatest commandments is not to be expected -- if we can't have what Mark calls the Big Laws, then what little laws or guidelines could we put into place that would move the pendulum back to a happy position?

I look forward to seeing what St Blog's has to say on this issue.

Discuss, class.
If Only We Could Figure Out What the Pope is Thinking With Regard to our Bishops!

It turns out that he's writing a book on the subject. So we'll soon know.

By the way, allow me to state for, oh, the thousandth time, I suppose, that when I give my opinion about what the Pope is thinking as he allows our many lousy bishops to keep bishoping, I am not necessarily agreeing with the Pope. There are, as I've noted, several bishops who would be gone tomorrow if I were Pope. I'm not. So I ask, "What can I do which will help in the situation where God has put me?"

One thing I can do is remind my fellow laymen that they aren't nearly as powerless as they tell themselves they are. The proof of this is found in the fact that our worst clerics are people who have, by and large, knuckled under to pressure from laity to leave us alone and not bother us with the Church's teaching. If bad laity can exercise such influence, so can good laity--if they will stop moaning about how they can exercise no influence, get off their duffs, and live apostolic lives.

This is going to require long haul thinking, not sprinter approaches. It took decades to get the Church into this mess and, by all indications, it will take decades to get it out. We don't have the option to leave any more than the prophets did when Israel was all screwed up. But we also don't have the option to do nothing. So we must act in the ways that we can, prudently and prayerfully. With the expectation that God still rewards obedience and still can do wonders in our day, but with the realization as well that when Israel sinned gravely He was not above putting them through a lengthy penance. If you don't believe the American Church (that'd be us laity as well as the clergy) have not sinned pretty gravely in our morally deranged, spiritually tepid response to the gospel, I've got a bridge to sell you.

So, fellow layman, quit whining, shoulder the penance we have to endure for as long as God says to endure it, and keep fighting. "Shoulder the penance" does not mean "sit silently and take it while more outrages are perpetrated by AmChurch Experimenters". It also doesn't mean "The Pope is always right about everything". Nor does it mean "victims deserve what they get".

It means that we laypeople must really desire better bishops and the scandalous, uncomfortable, unsuburban, challenging gospel they will preach and demand we live when we get them. We must work toward the day when the great mass of the laity, not just a few switch-on people in comments boxes, abandon the contract the American Church has made with its leadership that says, "Just leave us alone to pursue whatever sexual morality and other forms of Imperial Autonomous Selfhood we like and we'll be willing to put up with a few child rapes from our clergy and the bishops who don't challenge them any more than they challenge us." We must be willing to really desire the gospel.

That gospel, just to warn you ahead of time, is going to do the one thing humans hate: bid us come and die. That is especially difficult for Americans because our culture is founded on the belief that we should constantly try to approximate more and more to creating heaven on earth and death is such a bummer when you are invested in that.
Judicial Watch Wakes Out of Year Long Rip Van Winkle-like Slumber and Notices Something....

"Hey! Leon Panetta and Robert Bennett are on the National Review Board!"

Excellent work, Sherlock! Your powers of observation are undiminished!
"The Passion is high art. It is the greatest movie about Jesus ever made."

So says Barbara Nicolosi, whose critical judgment in such matters is not to be sneezed at. I'm definitely gonna go see this now.
Of course, on the other hand, we keep hitting paydirt and then this happens
Looks like paydirt to me
Coincidence or Smear Campaign?

Phil Lawler of Catholic World Report sends this along:
The new issue of Inside the Vatican carries a letter which has been described to me (I haven't seen it yet) as an "anti-papal rant, Lefebvrite in tone." It's signed by Michael Rose.

This letter was NOT written by the Michael Rose who is author of Goodbye Good Men, and has written frequently for CWR.

Unclear is whether there's another "Michael Rose" out there with more extreme views, or whether one of the nastier critics of "our" Michael Rose is trying to get him in trouble.

Writing kooky junk and then signing somebody else's name to it is a favorite trick of some of our more juvenile friends. Might have happened here or maybe there just happens to be an SSPXer named Michael Rose. Hard to say. Anyhow, it ain't the Michael Rose most people would think of.
Mark, I'm so sick of you harping about the culture!

Kate Kendall, executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights stated that the decision marked "a cultural change as much as a legal change."


So sue me.
Good Morning! It's Day 4 of the Quarterly Catholic and Enjoying It! Pledge Week

Yesterday, you got to tell me I'm all wet about our morally deranged culture, hear me argue back, watch conservatives argue about Church social teaching, see the coolest ad you will see all year, ponder the balance between Fortress Catholicism that hates to evangelize because it might lead to dancing and Flake Catholicism that hates to dance only if it leads to evangelism, meet a reporter suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, discover the Truly Scientific[TM] explanation for the conversion of Constantine, throw peanuts at flat-footed atheists and their Skeptic's Annotated Bible and participate in the nifty Church Speak Contest. Today, you get to ponder embryonic research and muse over those hipstah Boomers and their cheeky children's lit. And, of course, there's the convivial atmosphere of the comments boxes where you can promulgate your theories, fiddle while Rome burns, join me as find nothing/everything wrong with the Church (depending on the critic) and (who knows?) meet the man or woman of your dreams!

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Another "This Made Me Laugh, So It's a Good Comedy":

UHF, starring the highly peculiar Weird Al Yankovic. Not big budget. Not great acting. Not memorable direction. Just really funny.
Has any previous generation ever worked so hard to prove that it could be just as immature as its kids?

There's something extremely weird about the Boomers and the Pepsi Generation shrine they worship at. Previous generations back till the dawn of time thought childish immaturity was, well, immature and should be endured at best. Boomers, ever eager to remain young, no matter how many fetuses have to die for the elixir of youth to be formulated, seem to go out of their way to create books and films for kids that pander to the crassest and stupidest sort of fart, kaka, and anatomy humor. I can see this in Mad Magazine or Cracked. But Scholastic Books?

(Thanks--I think--to Fr. Bryce Sibley, Chronicler of All Things Weird).
Article slightly amended for the morally comatose

Researchers ponder best use of 400,000 stored Jews

"Adoption" is offered as an option for reducing frozen Jew inventory, but some find the term troublesome.

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For the first time, it's now known how many frozen Jews created for infertility treatments are being stored in the United States -- 400,000, twice as high as previous estimates.

Researchers with the Society for Assisted Reproductive Technology found that most are designated for further fertility treatments, though it's doubtful that all 349,830 Jews with this designation will be used for that purpose.

Many of the Jews will not survive the thawing process but, as the number of "leftovers" left in freezers continues to rise, there are calls to minimize Jew production, put limits on storage time, and to have couples donate the Jews for use in research or for the infertility treatment of other couples.

Then the King will say to the goats on his left, "Depart from me into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels! For I was an embryo, and you experimented on me. For whatsoever you did to the least of my brethren, you did to me."
Have I mentioned lately that I don't own a television?

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Conception Abbey: Victims Carry the Cross

Only the cross can sustain you through things like this. Everything else is psychobabble.
From our bulging "It's the Culture, Stupid" files

Say it with me, people. We have the bishops we want. Moral incompetents who reflect our moral incompetence. And if God's word is any measure, we shall get better bishops when we seriously ask Him for some. "Seriously" will include some "lifestyle adjustments" on our part that the vast majority of American Catholics, so far, give not the slightest indication of really wishing to make.
This is the coolest ad you will see this year

All shot in one take. Of course, it took 606 takes for it to work.

Flash 6 required.
Planned Parenthood: Champion of Women
And so (mostly) Farewell

I've decided to largely knock off the blog for Lent. I have a book I've known I need to write for nearly a year now, as well as numerous other projects I have to focus on. Something's gotta give and I've decided it's this blog. This is aided and abetted by St. Paul, who says "Set your mind on heavenly things, not on earthly things." A too close attention to the stream of news is inimical to this. Lent therefore seems like a good time to back away from it and start contemplating the Blessed Virgin (the subject of my book).

I'm more realistic than Amy :). So I'm not gonna say that I'm quitting cold turkey and will not blog for 40 days. But I am saying I will be gone more than I'm here. It's been a pleasure writing for y'all and I hope you have a good solid Lent in preparation for a glorious Easter! Please pray for me and may our Lord Jesus bless and keep you and your famblies always!

By the way, I will still be writing a few contributions each day to HMS blog.
Guy who recorded a song 40 years ago thinks he deserves attention

Of course, people he disagrees with aren't merely "wrong" or "mistaken" but "possessed of evil." Thanks for your input, Harry. As a foreign policy consultant you are a good has-been singer.
Rod gives a good snapshot of what's on the minds of average Americans post 9/11

Don't underestimate the impact that day has had (and will continue to have) on the American psyche for the next several decades. Americans want to make damn sure it remains the worst attack we've ever experienced and that sometime soon we don't find ourselves saying "9/11 was just a foretaste of the horrors that were to come." Nothing like overwhelming pain to get your attention.
The universe is not only queerer than we imagine. It is queerer than we can imagine. - JBS Haldane
I bleg your pardon?

It's been weeks, months even!, since I afflicted my readers with blegging by writing something like "My silver haired mother will die without that operation. If only I could find the money to help her! Won't somebody click the PayPal button? You don't want me to be an orphan do you?" or "My adorable Dickensian waif children, with their sunken cheeks and dark circles under their eyes, were really hoping for a meal sometime this week. Won't you click on the PayPal button on the left and help me feed them? Please?". Why I haven't even written "Click the button or the puppy gets it!"

Nope. My appeal on Friday was on behalf of good old shameless commerce, quid pro quo, tit for tat, bucks for books. It was decidedly not blegging. Just offering weary consumers the chance to purchase fine literature and audio materials (here, in case you are interested) without leaving home on the worst shopping day of the year. Indeed, it was my way of saying "Beef up the American economy or the terrorists will already have won." Really, when I think about it, it was a beautiful and, gosh darn it, selfless act. I'm moved as I contemplate it. Moved, I say. Why, if I were reading this blog right now, I'd feel a sudden impulse to reward such nobility by clicking on the PayPal button and making a donation!
When Worlds Collide

In one corner you have Fortress Catholics who just want to live in 1956 Cleveland forever and ever. In the other corner, you have New Age flakes, loyal only to Vatican III, who eagerly await the day that the Catholic Church says, "Oh what the hell! Believe whatever you like and God (or the gods) will always like you and approve!"

In the middle are people who are a) trying to remain faithful to the Tradition and b) trying to make that Tradition comprehensible to cultures very different from our own.

Now, that takes discernment. So, for example, when I see the work of this guy, I have to ask "Is he trying to present the gospel in terms accessible to Hindu culture, or is he trying to bend the gospel to fit Hindu culture?" I don't know enough about this guy's work or Hindu culture to know. But I'd be interested to find out more.

Lidless Eyes in Action types aren't interested. If it doesn't look like 1956 Cleveland it can only be gay. Meanwhile, of course, the Syncretism R Us crowd will rejoice at the same hasty assumption.

Me: I'd kinda like to know more about what the guy has to say before issuing the automatic condemnation or stamp of approval. The "This doesn't look like 1956 Cleveland, so it's obviously evil" approach is the same thing that motivated critics of St. Paul ("Hey! He doesn't keep kosher when he eats with Gentiles!") and the pinheads who suppressed missionaries in China for (gasp!) dressing like the Chinese!

Yes, it's quite possible the guy's another run of the mill syncretist. But wouldn't it be a good idea to get beyond his makeup before rendering that weighty judgment?

Of course, if all you want to do is bitch, then such considerations need not be taken into account. Any excuse will do.

Fortress Catholics and Liberals: Working together to keep the Gospel from Being Proclaimed!
It takes more faith then I can muster to believe "scientific" explanations of Christianity

These are the same people who were telling us that Paul was converted by ball lightning. Or make that epilepsy. No! Wait! He was really responding to Osiris myths! Make that "repressed homosexuality"! No! Stay with us! We'll find the real explanation!
Columnist for Stockholm Syndrome Register Star Engages in Moral Reasoning

Problem: Unchaste gay priests raping boys and contemptuously flouting their vows.

Solution: Demand unchaste gay Catholics have unfettered access to employment in the Catholic Church while contemptuously flouting Catholic moral teaching. Portray critics of this bright idea as neanderthals.

Reporters are, by and large, Assyrians, not prophets. The media have been allowed to act as attack dogs by God because Israel would not listen to its prophets (see Isaiah 10). But that does not make the media prophetic. Many of them remain enemies of God, like Assyria. And some of them, like the author of the column, are just bloomin' numbskulls.
Help me out here

Is Hitchens really saying, as he appears to me to be saying here, that there was no imminent threat of WMDs and that the rhetoric about such a threat was merely a "tool" to get support for the war against Saddam revved up?

I'm blinking my eyes and reading it again, and he still seems to be saying this.

Discuss, class.
A reader sez:
Suggestion: When you ask your blog readers for support you present the request as the equivalent for what they might pay for a daily newspaper or weekly magazine. Because, indeed, that is what it is.

Who am I to argue with one of my readers?
There should be some sort of Pulitzer for titles

Jeremy Lott on the Piltdown Man of biblical archaeology.

PS. I'm not invested in the authenticity or fakery of the box one way or t'other. I've gathered from the news reports that it appears to be a fake, but Lott says that's still debatable. Okay. I'm easy. If it turns out to be genuine (tough to prove one way or the other), I'm cool with that.
Professional Hyperventilators Hyperventilate over "Passion"

Yeah, but these guys see anti-semitism everywhere, especially--as orthodox Jew David Klinghoffer notes--at fund-raising time. I'll wait till the movie comes out before I make a judgment on it.
And now for today's Contest!

First, read this bit from the Spunkmeisters at CANN
CHURCH-SPEAK that makes us twitch & reach for the air-sickness bag (and check our wallets & get out the Weasel-Word-o-meter): enriching, diversity, share, process, nurture, empower, listening, challenge, controversial, emotional, comfortable, issue, honor, situation, unity, process, divisiveness, values, dialogue, rich, disempower, engage, narrow, program, revisit, around, open, courageous, special, voices, concern, sharing, wounded, inclusive, experience, uncomfortable, narrative, flexible, elitist, with that, around that, paradigm, speak, speak to, demonising, interpret, embrace, fresh, discuss, painful, witch-hunt, perspective, negative-- and anything with those ironic smart-alecky "finger quotes". So what? Well, words mean things, and such '1984' puff-words are often used to control thinking, assert an agenda, confuse, or create a 'we vs. them' kind of jargon and dishonest habit of speech. After all, you can string some of the words above into quite long sentences, and sound like you're saying something-- but you may not be, or you may be hiding something. Thus: "We really need to enrich and engage with the flexible diversity of our special nurturing process, to empower fresh voices, in an open sharing of experiences and narratives, hearing and honouring of values, so in our group-process we can revisit and speak to the "challenging" issues around that emotional and inclusive listening-program." Huh? Fewer words (and less opaque and slippery) would be better. Even business-people are getting tired of empty jargon, so the church can't be any farther than-- say-- 20 years behind. Do you have similar words & phrases that you've heard so many times you now despise them? Let us know! Ban the babble!

Now write a single grammatically correct sentence that includes all these buzzwords.
The Last Refuge of Scoundrels and Morons is the Argument...

"Groups like ours will always exist"

Okay. Groups like flat earthers and the Society for Valuing Pi at 4 will always exist. Murderers will always exist. Nutso racists will always exist. People who think William Shatner is a great actor exist. And therefore... what? They're right? They shouldn't be resisted?

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Good Morning! It's Day 3 of the Quarterly Catholic and Enjoying It! Pledge Week

Yesterday, you got to share *yummy* recipes, find out about kooky Bible-believing breast-feeding drivers and the men who think they own them, meditate with me on lackluster bishops and why they are so consoling, meet a Quaker defender of Catholics, and argue about capitalism and Catholic social teaching. Today, you get to watch me and Rod Dreher argue with each other, as well as peruse other fun stuff that washed up in my mail box. And, of course, there's the convivial atmosphere of the comments boxes where you can argue about Rerum Novarum, quibble over Latin, compare notes on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and (who knows?) meet the man or woman of your dreams!

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Is it just me, or are we seeing more manifestations of episcopal spine?
Blessed with a Sad Sack Face and a Convincing Story to Match?

You could be Big Media's "Go To Gal" for the next carefully polished Tale O'Woe.

Auditions will be held next Tuesday! The lucky winner will earn a coveted place in the Rolodexes of every major network! You'll be featured again and again as the pathetic "Man/Woman on the Street Threatened by Evil Conservatives!" You'll know fame, stardom, and the whining sound of your own voice!

And, if you act now, you can also win the chance to be the enthusiastic "Man on the Street Picked at Random from the Crowd!" This five year contract (currently held by our last lucky winner, Greg Packer) will allow you to be chosen again and again as Just an Average Joe by any and all of the Big Media.

Action McNews: Manufacturing Reality to Sell Shampoo
Scratch an atheist...

find a Fundamentalist.

So much ingenuity and cleverness for such stupid and uncomprehending results. It takes years of rigorous training to make yourself this dumb.
I mostly disagree, Rod

Rod writes:

This week, I spoke with a faithful young orthodox priest of my acquaintance, and he said, "I've decided I can't pay attention to the bishops anymore. There's too much work to be done to serve the Lord to worry about those men." I think this is probably the only sane way through this mess, just pretending that this hapless bench of bishops doesn't exist. But think about what that means for Catholics, to recognize that our bishops are so pathetic and irreformable that they are an impediment to faithful Catholic living, and should thus be ignored as much as is possible.

I can't make head or tail of this. If you mean, "We shouldn't spend too much time obsessing over the manifold failures of our bishops", I can see a limited amount of reason to this. It's true. Life is too short to take the pulse of every bishop and focus endlessly on their failings. Particularly if we do this to all the bishops indiscriminately and never ever give them any credit for doing right. That's not only uncharitable, it's an almost guaranteed way to blind oneself to all the graces of the sacrament of Holy Orders.

But that's about it as far as agreement goes. If you mean instead that bishops failings are to be ignored totally then what's the difference between that and turning a blind eye to the Scandal?

If you mean that bishops are to be ignored when they speak from their office because they have sinned, then what is the difference between that and Donatism?

Nope. Bishops are not to be "ignored" either as teachers, nor as sinners (nor as saints, I might add). They remain our teachers. And when they teach out of the Tradition, they are not speaking from their persons but from their office. We ignore them then at our peril for they are speaking with the authority of Christ and not in their own voices.
Terrorists Capture, Kill, and Perform Hideous Experiments on 400,000 Americans!

Oh, wait. That's us and we're the Good Guys.

Well, at any rate, thank God the killing and experimentation on defenseless children is being done by freedom-loving Westerners and not those awful Islamicists who are the whole problem with the world. I'm glad it's *us* who are monitoring those bishops that allow child abuse on their watch and not some morally deranged foreigner. Because, you know, our culture really *cares* about children.
Attn: Fresno Area Self-Educators!

Go here. Network.
I don't especially need inspiring bishops

I didn't become a Catholic because I said, "Wow! Look at those bishops! Cool!" Indeed, as much as I love and admire the Holy Father, he mostly wasn't on the mental radar when I became convinced the Church was the Church Christ founded. (Actually, other, lesser occupants of the See of Peter were on my mind at the time: Borgia Popes and whatnot.)

In fact, I was received into the Church in the Archdiocese of Seattle right in the middle of the tenure of Abp. Raymond Hunthausen. The archdiocese was, by any measure, one of the nadir points of 80s AmChurch, riven by controversy and headed by a guy who would have been much happier as a parish priest in Montana, not as the victim of the Peter Principle he was.

However, for me, this archdiocese was a great sign of hope. Because I belonged to a small sectarian group that, for all its great virtues, had become more and more toxic, authoritarian, and Darwinian.

Darwinian? Yes. The problem with small groups dedicated to Starting The Church Over and Doing It Right This Time is that they tend to create a Darwinian atmosphere of stoic "holiness". Are you *really* pure? Did you *really* repent? Are you *really* holy? If not, you are a cancer in the Body of Christ, etc. Not a healthy atmosphere for a neurotic like me.

Consequently, I really found the Catholic Church a great relief: this big mob of schleps just like me who start every Mass saying, "Lord, I screwed up again. Christ, I'm still a doofus. Lord, I'm a sinner" and then all pray for each other in their lumpy, human, imperfect way. And they were living out this lumpy humanness in the headlines of the Seattle Times.

A huge relief to me, who was exhausted from trying to be what I wasn't. I much preferred to approach God on the basis of what I am: a failure.

So the Scandal, while appalling, has never really been shocking to me. Oh sure, I'm angry and I don't think priests or bishops should be above the law. But I'm not *shocked*. I've never thought bishops were going to paragons of anything and I take the occasional paragon as a gift, not something I have coming to me. I'm content if a bishop is reasonably competent (that would include minimal job qualifications like "not protecting child rapists and endangering children"), but I regard "inspiring" as gravy. Indeed, I'm a bit suspicious of "inspiring" clerics since usually that means they are showboats who are trying to wrench the focus away from Christ and onto themselves.

Now and then, you do meet inspiring priests. We've got a number of them at Blessed Sacrament parish. But they do it by simply trying to be good priests. Perhaps bishops should focus on trying to be good priests too. Meanwhile, I will seek my inspiration from Jesus in the sacraments and in the saints he generously puts in my life. Most of them are not ordained, though some are. I'm grateful for them.

Oh, and I'm grateful for youse guys too.

Just some rambling thoughts.
Waste Not, Want Not

Those recipes are certainly tempting.
Ohio "Breast-Feeding While Driving" Case Just Got Weirder

... as such cases are wont to do.

Family has screwy "Bible-based" beliefs, natch. Something about resisting the encroachment of the Beast and a husband's absolute and sole authority over his wife, blah blah blah.

Translation: My wife and kid aren't the property of the State! They're *my* property.

The husband vows to make a bigger fool of himself by making a citizen's arrest of Sean Scahill, the assistant prosecutor. The reader who sent me this knows Scahill, a large and looming ex-Marine. Should be entertaining.
Quaker Noli Irritare Leones ("Don't Bug the Lions") Defends Catholics from Dumb Bashing

Interesting conversation ensues...
Disputations Makes an Observation that Had Not Really Occurred to Me

Not exactly a comfort, since it basically confirms that our bishops seem to primarily see themselves as administrators and bureaucratic functionaries, not shepherds. But at least it makes clear why we're always hearing about these position papers on farm subsidies from the USCCB and so seldom hearing about the gospel of Christ.
Well, y'see, Mr. Dean, it's like this...

When you pack your party with every disgruntled grievance monger in the country and teach them to be hypersensitive to ever nuance, and then send them out to seek race, class, and gender conflicts in every American word and deed, it's just a matter of time before that beast starts thinking *you* look pretty tasty.

Me: I think we need "Insensitivity Training" to equip people to get through life without freaking out everytime somebody opens their mouth and says something slightly infelicitous.

Monday, June 23, 2003

Good Morning! It's Day 2 of the Quarterly Catholic and Enjoying It! Pledge Week

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I think that I shall never see/a poem lovely as a.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

So California.
The Always Interesting Rod Bennett of Wonder Magazine writes:
I think we need to clear something up. The current scandal in the American Church isn't an abuse, it's a heresy.

First of all, let me define my terms. The "current scandal" isn't pedophilia (since almost none of the victims are prepubescent children) and it isn't mere homosexuality. It's nothing more or less than a modern outbreak of good old-fashioned Greek pederasty. Ever since the days of Plato, deep-thinking, sensitive, artistic, and especially "spiritual" men (like our modern priests) have been wont to turn their teenage disciples into catamites. It's the oldest story in the world-a recognized institution, almost. Far from being a baffling, unexpected phenomenon, it's a state of affairs that ALWAYS crops up in all-male spiritual societies unless it is specially and vigilantly guarded against.

Secondly, "abuse" in the Church means the failure of the Church to live up to her own ideals.not an alteration of the ideals themselves. The late Middle Ages, for instance, were, as everyone knows, rotten with abuse; priests and even popes kept mistresses and sired bastard children; absentee bishops got rich by gathering up multiples sees which they had no intention of ever setting foot in; indulgences were sold and all the rest of it. All of these things were tolerated, certainly, even winked at, even mainstreamed-but never justified. There were no doctrinal attacks, in other words, on the virtue of chastity, no theological assaults on priestly celibacy, no attempt to maintain that simony isn't a sin after all, or that greed is actually good. The real tactics were much more prosaic-just the usual stonewalling and obfuscation we're familiar with from the Clinton era ("I'm only human like everyone else--let's move on"). So abuse and heresy are two different and (usually) quite unrelated things.

And now my point. The vast majority of the people involved in these current scandals aren't abusers, they're heretics. A heretic doesn't fail to live up to the standard, a heretic has been trying to change the standard. And like poor Oscar Wilde, who was tittered at and feted for his sexual libertinism until he actually put it into practice, most of these people have been preaching that there's no such thing as sexual sin for the last thirty years. (Or, at the very least, that no one's soul is going to be lost through sexual sin). And most Catholics were perfectly cool with this until it started affecting their own kids. Now I don't mean, of course, that many of the abusers actually stood up in their pulpits and denied the possibility of eternal damnation or preached a homily in support of pederasty. No, indeed; that might have attracted the attention of those nasty old men in Rome. A far easier approach is to let your people sit under your preaching for years at a time and never once hear a single hint that their souls might be in any danger. Not only easier, but just as effective, if not more so. It's a heresy of silence-but the expurgated version of Christianity that results is heretical just the same.

Bottom line: Ninety-nine per cent of the so-called "abusive priests" we're dealing with are actually heretical priests who finally came to the point. They've dropped everything that was Catholic in Roman Catholicism and kept only the Roman part. And surprise, surprise! The pederasty has returned along with the paganism.

I think this explanation covers a lot of ground with respect to the abusers themselves. However, it doesn't explain allegedly orthodox bishops like Law, who covered for these guys instead of doing the obvious thing and calling the cops. There, I think you have to look to a bizarre stew of clericalism, listening to lawyers, and sheer cowardice. Such bishops have come to conceive of their office as "making sure everybody is in the conversation". So the premium was not on heresy but on making sure everybody went away from the last meeting mollified. Parents upset by rapist priest? Tell 'em you're on the case and will take care of it. They go away happy. Mission accomplished. Priest angry because he's a courageous street priest and will start screaming (and telling tales out of school on others in the hierarchy?). Mollify him too. A little therapy and reassignment. It's the Era of Good Feelings! Of course, there is the little matter of his continued rapes. But hey! Those parents can be mollified too. Just so nobody is mad at the bishop. That's the goal. And if they get mad, well, there are threats you can make. That worked too for decades.

That system doesn't work any more. Thanks be to God.
Another Way to Do Study Groups!

Down below, I gave some tips on how to do study groups so as to educate yourself on this whole Catholic and Western Civilization Thang.

I forgot one. I've also been involved for the past several years in a "Married Couples Group" through my parish. The idea is that you form cell groups with about four or five couples (max!) in each cell. Then you get together in homes (we like Sunday afternoons) and chow down together as you discuss some text that you've read ahead of time or as you read to one another from some text and chat about it. We've done things like the Pope's "Letter to Families", Simon Tugwell's Prayer in Practice and Fr. Robert Spitzer's Healing the Culture.

If you can get enough cells going, the once a quarter, all the cells should come together for a day of reflection, a potluck and a Mass, or as much as your parish can muster. Our parish did this for a year or two and it was very good! Our cell group is still meeting and we get a lot out of it.
More Info for Those in the Seattle Area

Friends in Christ,

We invite you to take a look at what's happening this summer at Blessed Sacrament Church and the Young Adult Community, and get involved with this blessed parish community! With wonderful Guest Speakers, Special and Edifying Presentations, and joyfilled collaborative and meaningful Fellowship, there is much to be a part of and be thankful for!

If you have any questions about the Young Adult Community at Blessed Sacrament and/or the events and goings-on therein, please feel free to contact Angela Kim.

May the Lord's peace and joy, and the protection of our Holy Mother be with you!
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WEDNESDAY

Pope Pius XII, the Second World War, and the Holocaust
Join us as we welcome back Guest Speaker and University of Washington History Professor, Dr. James Felak. Dr. Felak is an incredible, dynamic, and inspiring presenter whose insights and perceptions truly enlighten and edify. Dr. Felak will be giving a talk titled: "Pope Pius XII, the Second World War, and the Holocaust", Wednesday, June 25th at 7:30pm, in the Parish Hall.

Don't miss this wonderfully edifying presentation by Prof. James Felak!

A Free-Will Offering will be accepted.

For further information, see below.
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SPECIAL EVENTS

Fr. Fulton Memorial Mass
For many who have had the honor of knowing Fr. Fulton, remember a holy and blessed soul, filled with a generous spirit and genuinely loving to all. For those who have not had the first hand honor, know of him and his loving works via the legacy of compassion, love, and the holy testament that was his life. In honor of Fr. Fulton and the proposed naming of the shrine within Blessed Sacrament Church of our most Holy Mother, in his name, we extend a most special invitation to all to this holy Mass event offered in the beautiful Dominican Latin Rite with reception in the Priory Garden to follow.

The Fr. Fulton Memorial Mass celebration is a citywide event and takes place this Saturday, June 28th at 5:45pm at Blessed Sacrament Church.

For further information, please contact the Church Office at (206) 547-3020.
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MINISTRY & SERVICE

Young Adult Choir & Music Ministry
For all Young Adults who enjoy lifting their voice in song and melody, who love and long to make a joyful noise, who have had musical experience of any kind, and who have had no musical experience whatsoever- we call and invite you to share your gifts and talents of music, joy, and music appreciation with us, participating in the Young Adult Chorus.

This is an opportunity to lift one another up, be lifted up, and minister and evangelize through example, engaging in this blessed process of musicianship- learning to sing and learning of different choral styles including contemporary, classical, chant, gospel, and more.

Rehearsals are every Tuesday from 7:30pm to 9:30pm in Blessed Sacrament Church. Please answer the call to Discipleship and join us!

For further information, please see below.
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Readers
We are in need of readers for both Daily and Weekend Masses, this is a wonderful opportunity to contribute and lift up all who come to Mass; please consider giving of your time and energy.

For further information, please see below.
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Alter Servers
With the recent changes in liturgical norms, now is a most appropriate time to really learn about the Mass in discerned involvement. Blessed Sacrament is seeking generous and willing individuals to give of their time and talents to learn and apprentice to serve at Daily and Sunday Masses. Please answer the call to Discipleship and consider giving of your time and talents for you are needed.

For further information, please see below.
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INFORMATION/INQUIRY
If you are in your 20's, 30's, up to early 40's, you are a Young Adult in the worldwide Catholic Church. Married with or without children, Couples, and Single, the Young Adult Community at Blessed Sacrament is not a "group" but a community whose focus and desire is to lift up the entire Mystical Body and Church as One Body in Christ through Prayer, Education, Service, and Fellowship.

Unless otherwise noted, Young Adult Community sponsored events are inclusive and all are always welcome.

For further event information and/or to learn more about the Young Adult Community at Blessed Sacrament Parish, please contact Angela Kim .

Blessed Sacrament Parish is located at:
5050 8th Ave NE, Seattle, WA 98105.
Off of I-5 and 50th Street in the University District.
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May the Lord's peace and joy be with you!

We've got a great Young Adults Group at our parish and I like to boost them whenever I can.

Also, they ain't just a woofin' when they say Dr. James Felak is a terrific speaker. He's a Ph.D. in 20th Century Eastern European history at the University of Washington and a parishioner. His lecture on Pius XII is extremely engaging. If you are in the area, check it out!
Amy's on a roll...

Lotsa good stuff, but especially the piece that begins "Our baptismal call is not to "ministry." (Amy, attempting to cultivate a Garbo-like aura of inaccessibility, still does not have functional links, so you will have to scroll down till you find it.)

The piece reminds me of yet another fine piece of work by the St. Catherine of Siena Institute: The Parish: Mission or Maintenance?

Priests have houses of formation called seminaries. Laypeople do too--or should. They are called "parishes". At parishes, we are supposed to be formed to be disciples and apostles. At the altar, the priest is to preside so that, in the world, we are equipped to preside. The mission of the Church is to be done, not by laypeople hankering to fill quasi-priestly roles around the parish, but by laypeople using their charisms out in the world for the building up of the body of Christ, the evangelization of our neighbors, and the renewal of the face of the earth.

This article lays out the authentic Catholic vision better than anything else I know of.

Read. It.

And if you haven't had Siena out to do a "Called and Gifted Workshop" at your parish, what are you waiting for?
New Blog!
Movie Recommendation

I have a really simple standard of judgment for comedies. If a comedy makes me laugh, it's a good comedy. I don't care how well or poorly written it is, what the quality of the cinematography, direction, or acting was. If I don't laugh, it was a bad comedy. If I do laugh, it was good.

That said, let me recommend the funniest film I've seen in years: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. Slightly off color here and there. But mainly gaspingly, tears-coming-to-my-eyes-with-laughter funny.
Just what we need: more euphemisms and distortion of language

"I used to mourn the loss of gay in (what I still think of as) its true sense." But that doesn't stop him from wanting to do the same thing to the word "bright".

In other words, in addition to being dumb as a box of hair (kudo to Dale Price for the description), Dawkins is willing to torpedo his own qualms about the distortion of language if he can sell his dimestore philosophy under a euphemism too.

I hope that I'm not drinking something when somebody tries to implement his suggestion. ("Hi! I'm Bill and I'm... bright.") Liquid will shoot out my nose as I laugh and we'll all be embarrassed.

Hi Bill. I'm so happy you're *bright*! Why, those remedial classes are really paying off!

Thanks to Relapsed Catholic for this and many priceless links.
Black is White, Freedom is Slavery

Gay Marriage is traditional and conservative.

Hey! If all monogamous sexual relationships are "conservative" then Peter Singer's sheep is a rock-ribbed Republican.

This column is a living illustration of Chesterton's point that liberals commit new errors and then conservatives strive to make sure we go on committing them.
Haloscan is apparently upgrading...

Word on the street is that they are going to create a comments box feature that allows you to post comments. In boxes. Hard-working scientists in white coats are laboring even as we speak to make it possible for Haloscan to fulfil minimal contractual obligations for more than 1 day without exploding and going off line to slam highballs and a pass out for hours.
Yeah, it is kind of a letdown, ain't it?

A reader writes
I find the Protestant understanding of the Eucharist very disappointing and anticlimactic. To say that that Melchizedek and the Passover are prefiguring revelations of the Eucharist is to allow that God's word speaks once from eternity into time, but to deny His presence in the Eucharist suggests that the power of His eternal word diminishes and weakens from evening to morning. Consider -- In Genesis, God creates a sacrifice of symbolic bread. Then, in Exodus, God intensifies the message by giving us a sacrifice of sacred flesh to eat that we might not die, but live with Him. And then . . . in the culmination of all history; the moment of the true victory prefigured by Melchizedek's celebration; the fulfillment of the promise made by eating the sacred paschal flesh; on the very brink of the entire torrent of revelation of which those things are only a part, God Himself, in the fufillment of all prophecies, calls together His people and gives them -- symbolic bread again. One might as well say that the Second Coming will only return us to Eden, and that the marriage of Bride and Bridegroom is even less intense than what one can experience on a Sunday morning.

The whole "Passover is a symbol that symbolizes.... another symbol" thing doesn't quite cut the mustard for me either.
More on "It's the Culture, Stupid" or "Having the bishops we want"

I've been arguing that we pretty much have the bishops we want. Evidence for this is abundant. One obvious argument in reply is "The Pope should give us *leaders* not what the laity want." One could, of course, observe that it's hard to square this with the other fervent wish we hear: that the bishops be elected by the laity for limited terms and be subject to things like recall votes, but I'd like to set aside this entire hopeless attempt to graft Jeffersonian thinking into the Tradition, and talk about something else: Scripture.

We have, in Scripture, an incident which rather closely parallels today's problem: Deuteronomy 32. In that passage, we read of a sin which, for many rabbinic commenters, is as grave a primoridial catastrophe in the history of Israel as the eating of the apple was for Adam and Eve: the Golden Calf. You recall the basic story from the Charlton Heston version: Moses is gone to long on Mt. Sinai, so Israel obligingly illustrates my "It's the culture, Stupid" thesis as follows:
When the people saw that Moses delayed to come down from the mountain, the people gathered themselves together to Aaron, and said to him, “Up, make us gods, who shall go before us; as for this Moses, the man who brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we do not know what has become of him.” 2 And Aaron said to them, “Take off the rings of gold which are in the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters, and bring them to me.” 3 So all the people took off the rings of gold which were in their ears, and brought them to Aaron. 4 And he received the gold at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, and made a molten calf; and they said, “These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!” 5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation and said, “Tomorrow shall be a feast to the Lord.” 6 And they rose up early on the morrow, and offered burnt offerings and brought peace offerings; and the people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.

Note how Aaron, the high priest, conforms with jellyfish-like courage to the demands of the people. That doesn't excuse his sin, it compounds it since he, of all people, should know better. Note also the connection between idolatry and sexual misbehavior ("rose up to play" is a Hebraic euphemism for an orgy.)

And yet, the fascinating part is that Moses does not kick Aaron out of the high priesthood and replace him with somebody more moral. Instead, the rites of Levitical sacrifice are inaugurated and the priesthood is instituted as a sort of permanent penitential reminder to the people of their sinfulness. The things which Israel worshipped are things which the nation is now called to sacrifice (bulls, etc). Both priest and people are made to suffer through the consequences of their sinful choices. Moses doesn't simply yank Aaron outta there and stick somebody faithful (like Joshua, f'rinstance) in his place.

So there's precedent, you see.

Now, it's true that the Christian priesthood is not levitical, but Melchizedekian (see Hebrews for a thorough discussion of these two priesthoods). Christian sacerdotal priesthood participates in the priesthood of Christ and administers sacraments which can actually take away sin, which levitical priests could not. But that's neither here nor there with respect to my point, which is that one biblical model for dealing with cultural sin that infects the leadership is to force leaders and people to endure the consequences of their choices until both leaders and people are serious about choosing something else.

Just something to think about.
For Seattleites (or Spokanites, Portlanders, or citizens of British Columbia Who Really Like to Drive)
University of Washington Evening Lecture Series: Perry Lorenzo
Music of the Spheres: An Exploration of Dante's Divine Comedy
If you think Dante is only about the inferno, think again. Join Seattle Opera's Education Director for a witty and informative journey through hell, purgatory and heaven in the soaring poetry of Dante's Comedy-the greatest love song ever written.
Suzzallo Library, Room 101
July 17, 18 and 19
5:45-6:45pm
No admission feeThis lecture is made possible in part by generous support from the Suzzallo Library.

(Suzzallo is on the University of Washington campus in Red Square for them that don't know).
I am shocked to discover that the letter below *may* be a fraud

So, instead, I shall do what numerous readers suggested and announce today as the opening of my quarterly "Donor Drive Week" for Catholic and Enjoying It!

My point is simple: If you like this blog and the news/opinions/humor/theology/commentary/whatnot that it provides, please help keep a decidedly lower middle class writer in shoelaces and dental floss by your generous contribution.

Help bring support for Catholic lay apostolates (that's "ministries" for all my Evangelical readers) out of the 19th Century and into the 21st! I will put up a reminder each day this week to support your Humble Scribe. After that, I promise you won't hear a peep out of me about financial support for three months.

Oh, and if PayPal fills you with nameless and irrational fears, feel free to email me and ask for my snailmail address. Checks and cash are just fine with me. Conch shells, however, are only acceptable currency on some remote islands in the South Pacific.

One final thing: if you'd rather get something for your support, you can always order my books and tapes!
Okay. I'm sold. Where do I send my credit card number and bank account info?

My Lordship/Friend,

Now *that's* what I call respect! A title suitable for a Holy Roman Emperor such as myself.
Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Mrs Sikiratu Seki Adams, now Mrs
Comfort Faith Adams, a widow to Late Saheed Baba Adams.

I am 62years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.

And yet she's still graced with the strength to spam. I get all misty just reading it!
My late husband was killed during the Gulf war, and during the period of our marriage we had a son who
was also killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. My personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by
contributing to the development of evangelism in Africa, America,
Europe and Asian Countries.

And your spambot saw the words "evangelism", "evangelical" and "witness" on my site? How flattering!
This mission which will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently relocated to Nigeria, Africa where I live presently. I selected your church after visiting the website for this purpose and prayed over it, Iam willing to donate the sum of $6.000,000.00 Million US Dollars to your Church/Ministry for the development of evangelism and also as aids for the less privileged around you.

One of these days, some econ Ph.D. candidate is going to do his dissertation on the mysterious transfer of 9/10s of the world's wealth to Nigeria and try to answer the question of of how a country that stinkin' rich is still a Third World backwater.
Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Company in Holland and the company has branches,
therefore my lawyer will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in the name
of your ministry. Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use other than enhancement of evangelism.

Cuz, of course, this is strictly on the up and up.
Lastly, I want you/your ministry to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I
have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one's life is vanity upon vanity. If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.

She must mean the Lord Richard Simmons. I don't recall Jesus enjoining us to "keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.

I would want you to contact me back if you did receive my email.

I await your urgent reply.

Yours in Christ
Mrs. Comfort Adams.
Christ Live Church,
Bodija, Ibadan, Nigeria.

"To her [Mary] I entrust you,
that the New Woman,
Mother of the Church and of the New Humanity,
may be your inspiration in the discovery
of a new feminine identity in the Gospel perspective."

- John Paul II, Sept. 4, 1988

Ah! So the spambot also noticed many occurrences of the word "Catholic" on my blog and sent out the letter laced with Evangelical-bait buzzwords, but with a little JPII quote stuck on the end in case I'm extra stupid. Lady, everybody knows that only Evangelicals have "ministries". Catholics have "apostolates".

Similarly, only Catholics have "purgatory". Evangelicals have "being conformed to the image of Christ".
Evangelicals are "into the Word". Catholics "break open the Scripture".
Evangelicals "stumble". Catholics commit "venial sin".
Evangelicals "backslide". Catholics commit "mortal sin."
Evangelicals "bear fruit". Catholics perform "meritorious works"

You have to be familiar with these crucial semantic quibbles or you'll never fool me.
Supreme Court *Just Barely* Keeps Larry Flynt from Conducting Private Sex Lessons with your Kid

It's the culture, stupid. On the bright side, the good guys won. On the down side, the good guys barely won.
Theologically Boneheaded American Catholics Continue to Think Politically

The frustrating thing about this piece is that it gets a lot right and yet gets the central thing so horribly, horribly wrong. Yes, the bishops are still acting like everything will be fine if they just wait out the storm. But what sort of Catholic could possibly write of of the Church that, "its leader lived a long time ago and walked a very different path"? Poor old Jesus. As dead as Confucius or Plato. The starry-eyed rabbi who lucklessly had a church start over his grave which has gotten it all wrong ever since. It's Stockholm Syndrome crapola like this that makes me so extremely wary of these wolves in sheep clothing who keep saying, "Have those terrible bishops hurt you? Come into my parlor and I'll teach you the real gospel. Now open your hymnal to #25: "What a Friend We Have in the Jesus Seminar".

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Fr. Rob Johansen on Senator John "Allow Me to Illustrate Mark Shea's Thesis That We have the Bishops We Want" Kerry
Another Alleged Christian Joins the Vast Conspiracy of Absolute Evil

That's what comes of actually reading these books. Safer to not read them and just declare Rowling a proponent of the occult. Better to break the eighth commandment than the first.
I'm inexorably reminded of the cartoon I saw years ago

Caption: Episcopal Church, 2010 AD. Two old guys sitting the back pew as the lesbian priestess and her lover process up the aisle carrying a statue of the Buddha and preceded by mincing muscle men flinging condoms to the congregation. One old guy says to the other: "If they change one more thing... just one more thing.... I'm outta here!"

Us Romans have our problems, as you might have noticed. But still, you might consider jumping the Tiber. It'll be a cold day in hell before the Catholic teaching on the morality of homosexual practice changes. Just a thought.
Pete Vere Creates a Firestorm

Writes this...

Provokes this discussion.
Satanic Civil Rights, Belgian Style

Same deal as Moloch worship: "Sacrifice your children and for you it will be well." Such sins cry out to heaven.
Wanna know what one culture is learning from another culture?

Watch what words get borrowed.

Saturday, June 21, 2003

Pope John Paul II, Art Bell, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Katzenberg, JK Rowling, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Jonah Goldberg and Dell Dude Taken in for questioning after lightning raid

Everything you've ever suspected is true!
Lunatics always think they are sane

They don't know what's killing them.
Faithful Lay Catholic John Kerry Promises to Filibuster on Behalf of Abortion Fascist Alliance

Kerry: "I swear on my Planned Parenthood button that I will block confirmation of any judge who is not rigidly committed to the sacrament of abortion by reading over and over and over again from Mark Shea's blog that we American Catholics have the bishops we want: bishops who will not challenge our demand to leave us alone about our sex lives and our Imperial Autonomous selves! As a Catholic committed to doing whatever the hell I want and telling the bishops to go to hell if they try to stop me, I think I speak for the vast majority of American Catholic laypeople. After all, who put me in office?"

Thanks, Senator, for your eloquent testimony to my point.
I'm always a little suspicious of stories like this, but still...

Chariot Wheels Found Under Red Sea?

I dunno. We'll see. Right now I class this with the "Aerial Photos Reveal Noah's Ark!" stories you hear from time to time. There's a particular sort of Fundamentalist who has a strange love/hate relationship with "SCIENCE!". They will simultaneously insist that scientists are a bunch of pointy heads who don't know anything about Simple Christian Faith (the smartypants), yet who are constantly looking for "scientific evidence" that "proves the Bible is true!"

It will certainly be suggestive if these wheels are the real deal from the right time period. Not "proof", but suggestive. But if they aren't chariot wheels and turn out to be say, shields off the side of a sunken Roman ship or something, nothing is disproven either.
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Friday, June 20, 2003

My mistake

I've been saying "We Catholics have the bishops we want". I should have said "We Christians have the pastors we want."
Another Defeat for the Gay Fascist Alliance

Brownshirts stamp tiny feet in impotent rage. Swear "You haven't heard the last of us!" Drinks all round for good guys.
Dear Lord! The Evil is Spreading! Tunnelling under the Very Foundations of the Offices of NRO!!!!

Congrats to John Granger for the good review!
You can't make this stuff up

There's something so Euro about this. Another reason to love Dubya.
Since I've already alienated people by defending Rowling from the Inquisitors

(see comments boxes below)... I might as well finish the job by reiterating another unpopular opinion which I think is simply a fact:

You will never understand JPII if you try to analyze him in political categories.

Look. Here's the deal: People continue to be let down by JPII because he doesn't do what they'd do about our crop of bishops: Fire Them All!!! I submit that's basically because they keep thinking that JPII thinks like them, so why doesn't he arrive at their conclusions?

JPII doesn't think like us. Here are some of his fundamental ideas:

1. A decidedly Eastern conception of his office. This is not a news flash. Read Ut Unum Sint. He treats his office much more the way an Eastern Patriarch would than the way any Latin has for a millenium.

2. A *HUGE* emphasis on the relationship between cult and culture. For JPII culture, not politics, is the real game in town. Politics and legislation are the expression of culture (see "Canada, Gay Marriage in"). If you want *real* change, you heal and/or create the culture, the laws will follow. If the culture is broke, no amount of political fixes will halt the rot. As I've been pointing out, this matters immensely in dealing with the American Church, because, like it or not, the bishops we have are a reflection of what we *want*.

The basic contract of the American Church with its leadership is, "We'll be content with a few child rapes and other indiscretions if you'll just leave us alone." Factor in abortion (which is where this started, along with Humanae Vitae) and "a few killings" (well, 1.5 million a year) is also part of the contract. We have the leadership we want, for the most part. Need still more evidence? Go here (and note from the comment there that this is not a problem confined to Catholic culture).

Now, it is customary at this point to whine about our helplessness and lack of access to the bureaucratic machinery that elects bishops and assigns priests--as if that's the sole or even the most important form of power wielded in the Church. This is, however, to think politically--precisely the terms in which JPII does not think. And the reason he doesn't think in those terms is because he's right: culture, not politics is much more determinative of how the Church lives. Don't believe that? Then explain how, if the laity are so powerless, a parish like St. Joan's can basically push a bishop like Abp. Flynn around and blow him off? If bishops hold all the cards and laypeople can only cringe and scrape before their almighty outstretched hand, then why do places like Seattle U tell Abp. Brunett to blow it out his ear and go ahead and invite the Jesus Seminar in anyway?

Answer: laypeople are the primary creators of culture and bishops have, over the past 40 years, acquiesced to the contract that we have insisted upon: Leave us alone. Give us teachers who will provide us with excuses for our sexual derangements and other enthusiasms for autonomy. We didn't much care how these teachers chose to live out their doctrine as long as it didn't bother us too much. That's the bishop's job. And we're a tolerant culture. So we lionized Shanley for years. Of course, we have our limits and don't want to go on record as approving of child rape. But after we've had our blast of indignation at these mitred ciphers we demanded, we'll cool off and move on, lest they start asserting Catholic doctrine again and endangering our Imperial Autonomous Selves and the Contract we drew up with them in the Truce of '68.

Because of this "It's the culture, stupid" analysis, I continue to think that JPII is not being passive, but active, in not short-circuiting what really needs to happen: the repentance of the American Church, not the bandaid of a few new bishops to satisfy those who think in political categories. Put in "new bishops" but leave the culture the same and you get what James Hitchcock describes.

So it's risky medicine and I'm not so sure it will work. But it's not something that mystifies me, given JPII's way of looking at things. And given the facts on the ground, I think it's the best analysis of What's Wrong with the American Church.

But that will hurt! Right! Next point:

3. Carmelite theology of the cross. The way to healing, for JPII, is always through the cross, not around it. The Big Teenager that is the American Church demanded autonomy and got it. Now we've wrecked the car. The worst thing in the world is for Daddy Warbucks to foot the bill. We made the mess. We clean it up.

That, in sum, is JPII's thinking, I believe. The sooner we layfolk start dealing with that and cleaning up the culture, the sooner we find our way out. As I say, if it were me, there are bishops I'd take out. But I'm not Pope. And though I disagree with his prudential judgments about certain bishops, I find that, on the whole, the "It's the culture stupid" analysis is much more profound and realistic than the bandaid approach.
The West: We're Superior and We Know What's Good for You!

Only the Islamosphere is implicated in the culture of death. We're Good Guys!

One of the most hilarious bits of Pope-bashing I've seen lately has been the attempt to downplay the West's avid pursuit of the culture of death because it shows how"free" we are, whereas places like Iraq were simply and solely evil. What is overlooked here, of course, is the damning fact that the violence perpetrated in places like Iraq is a violence perpetrated by a small minority against a helpless population, while the violence perpetrated by our abortion mongering culture is violence perpetrated and embraced by the great mass of ordinary people against its most helpless citizens. Saddam killed 5 million or so in 20 years. He's a monster and he had a police state apparatus to force that on the country. We kill a million and a half each year freely and with the wide approval of large sectors of the population. In short, the argument boils down to saying that it's our special boast that any middle class American can imitate Saddam Hussein with ease and comfort in the privacy of their own home and with the full defense of law on his or her side. We've privatized the violence and death and called it "moral superiority."

Some boast.

"All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23
Jesuits: Helping to Keep my Blog "R" Rated

Fr. McNally appears to be working out some "issues" in his art. I think I'll keep my adolescent boys away from priests whose visual imagination runs along these lines.
More Noise about a Possible Plenary Council

We'll see. It's still the Spirit's Church, so we'll see what He does.

A reader writes:
Your reader asks: "We are living at a time when we all have direct access to papal encyclicals, right here on our desktops courtesy of www.vatican.va But where can one go to chat with other lay people who actually read any part of such things?"

One suggestion is to look for a discussion group online. For a time, I belonged to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VaticanII-Doc/, a pretty active (at least it was when I left) discussion of particular Vatican II documents. They follow along a set schedule of documents and paragraphs, and have a set of guided questions that the moderator asks. Your reader might check it out, or look for something similar.

Stephen
http://stephencua.blogspot.com

I left Stephen's name on this in case folks want to network.
A Compendium of Christian POTter Heads
NY Times on the Bishops' Conference

The hopeful thing here is that Bp. Wuerl, who is one of the good guys, sees progress.
The more I see things like this...

The more I think John Granger is right and that Christian Harry-haters are going to have a *lot* of crow to eat. What a beautiful, thoughtful woman J. K. Rowling is.

Thursday, June 19, 2003

St. GKC: Ora pro nobis!

A reader asks:
My problem is more a question of where to go to interact with people who are wading through the same texts at the same time, to get the benefit one would get with well-guided classroom discussion.

Think of it! We are living at a time when we all have direct access to papal encyclicals, right here on our desktops courtesy of www.vatican.va But where can one go to chat with other lay people who actually read any part of such things?

Rule 1: Don't wait around for some priest or religious to start a program. Begin yourself.

Rule 2: Draw on every resource and connection you have already. Do you know any Catholics in your parish who are interested in such things? If you, say, hang out on comments boxes, ask Der Blogmeister to put in a bulletin like "Hey! I'm starting a Catholic reading group in Bugtussle, Oklahoma! Anybody in driving distance who'd be interested in joining?"

I've participated in three different wholly-lay-owned-and-operated study groups. The first was the Seattle Great Books Reading Group. The basic format was easy. Get together with people who want to read Great Books and talk about the Book of Choice once a month. Bring food. Yak. We got kick-started because the people who operated the local Logos bookstore (a happy mix of Protestants and Catholics) were literate Christian bookophiles.

If you have a Christian bookstore in the area, see if they'd be interested in pitching such an idea to their clientele. If not, ask around your parish or St. Blog's.

My second experience with small group self-education was the Seattle Catholic Study group. We got started because, not to put too fine a point on it, catechesis in the Archdiocese of Seattle stank. We could not get the teachers to teach us. They all wanted to affirm us in our okayness instead. So being adults, we decided we'd educate ourselves (this sort of initiative in religious matters is enculturated into Evangelicals with our mother's milk). We didn't think we were doing anything that any sensible person wouldn't do. So we got together every few weeks, chewed over the teaching of the Church we had trouble with till it made sense and, when our questions were answered, moved on to the next question. (For the full story of my experience of struggles with catechesis in coming into the Church, go here). A very workable model and useable for discussion of Church documents. There's something to be said for pooling your ignorance.

There's also something to be said for pooling your knowledge. Another model (workable in any community with a reasonable size college or university) is for faithful Catholic academics and fellow travelers to start a "G.K. Chesterton Society". That's what Catholic academics from Seattle U, Seattle Pacific University and the University of Washington (as well as some enthused laymen) did. It's a group organized with one purpose: to help students and laypeople, whether Catholic or Protestant, to discuss the life of the mind and the Catholic Tradition. We take Chesterton as our patron because GKC was a layman who knew that everything from pork to pyrotechnics was related to the Lord of all.

None of these endeavors was all that hard. It's basically "Buy a pizza and talk about a text or have a guy over to tell you of something he knows a thing or two about." If you don't know any faithful academics, try the Great Books reading group approach. The point is: in an urban area it's not that hard to make connections with other Catholics who are also hungry for education if you set your mind to it.

Give it a whirl. If you want a bit of advice on what it takes to do G.K. Chesterton Society type stuff, go to our website and write Phil Goggans. We'd love to see more such societies spring up across the world.

Oh, and of course, one excellent place to start is with the literary font of western civilization and the Catholic Tradition: Holy Scripture. It will not only make you more educated in a secular sense, it will help you get to heaven. I recommend a small group study of Catholic Exchange Catholic Scripture Study materials. It puts you in direct contact with the text of Scripture itself, as well as giving Scott Hahn's and my exegetical input, catechism references, a papal quote relating to the text and lotsa chewy questions that help you both understand the author's meaning and give you a shot at applying it to your life.
Get out your scorecards!

Just got this from author John Granger (The Hidden Key to Harry Potter):
Dear friend,

Your prayers.

It is the day before the day before 'Harry Day' and I write to you to give you a scorecard to have at hand as you read 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix' (HP5). When I wrote the Hidden Key to Harry Potter (HKHP) last year, I made several guesses about what has to happen in HP5 and what I will think will happen just for a little fun - and to make the point that Joanne Rowling (JKR) is writing within certain structures in each book and in the series as a whole. If I'm right about these themes and structures, then certain things should recur in HP5 if only because they've happened in each of the other books so far. These predictions are my 'Ten Things That Have to Happen' below. Not very exciting!

I have speculated further than the prudent or great souled man might in the vain confidence that I have seen other patterns in the books (that each has a specific means to God, battlefield, etc., see the chart on pg.308 of HKHP). As these involve actual plot events and characters, these are what my Marine friends would call SWAGs or, politely, 'farfetched notions'. I do not surf even the better Harry Potter web sites so these mistakes or insights are all my own - and made in ignorance of the assertions and counter assertions that have been made in fandom.

These guesses, again, are meant only as a measure of my thesis that JKR is writing her wonderful stories in the tight weave one expects from English 'Greats' - exploration and teaching of the grand themes, which meaning is supported by the books' predominant structures and symbolism, and which are explicitly Christian (which is to say, evident to the discerning reader). JKR is as popular as she is because she is a throwback to the 19th century when fiction was less secular entertainment than a means of "delighting while instructing."

If my predictions are so fuzzy that you think I am hedging my bets, please write me before 5 pm tomorrow PST and I'll try to clarify my folly for your scoring purposes. Thanks for playing!

John, having lots of fun

The Ten Things that Have to Happen In Book 5 (because they've happened in every other book):

1. HP5 begins at Privet Drive and Ends at King Cross Station - the annual cycle

2. Harry escapes to Hogwarts - magical departure from Muggle-dom

3. HP5 is a 1 Book Mystery or Question to answer with an Introduction, Crisis, & Denouement

4. HP5 further explores JKR's Choice Theme - choosing the right before the easy path

5. HP5 further explores JKR's Prejudice Theme - sufferings of those persecuted by the proud

6. HP5 further explores JKR's Change theme - transformation of characters in light of choices

7. HP5 further explores Death & Bereavement - experience of death, lessons in how to grieve

8. HP5 is loaded with Christological Symbols - Phoenix, Griffin, Centaurs, Stag, Unicorns, etc.

9. HP5 is written in Alchemy -black, white, and red stages, Sulfur/Quicksilver (Ron/Hermione)

10. HP5 has a Surprise Ending - DADA not as suspected, Good/Bad, Bad/Good

HP5 ETC. - Final Battlescene underground, doppelganger revelation Dumbledore is tawny owl animagus, Harry dies figurative death and rises from dead, Harry transformed from lead to gold in character aspect in which he fails at Privet Drive

The Ten Things John Thinks Will Happen (and is ridiculous enough to offer as predictions):

1.Departure of Dumbledore - by death or imprisonment, the sage leaves the stage. Why? The book's King Arthur sub plot demands that Merlin departs if only so Harry/Arthur can take the leading role he was born for.

2. Harry revealed as Heir of Gryffindor - JKR's theme of choice to be truly heroic has to be made against the backdrop of a destiny. She has concealed this from us thus far to make clear that choice is our synergistic role in realizing our deiform destiny. In HP5, we meet Harry as King Arthur and come to understand all that Dumbledore has done to prepare Harry for this role.

3. Dursleys shown in more sympathetic light - JKR loves to re-write Pride and Prejudice in each book and turn us on our heads at book's end to reveal our own pride and prejudices. This will be especially apparent when we learn that Harry's wicked step-family have been, mirabile dictu, Harry's prisoners rather than the reverse.

4. Hagrid's Ascent - The Alchemical work is done in three stages: the black of dissolution, the white of purification, and the red of recongealing. The Dursleys and Snape are Harry's black stage, Albus the white, and Rubeus the red. Look at Dumbledore's departure for 'The Red Man' to take a place at Harry's side as his Falstaff, guardian and mentor. We could, alas, wind up in the very safe place of Aragog's den if things get too hot for Harry and friends.

5. Goblin Revolt - Hinted at by Professor Binns and Ludo's suspicious behavior in HP4, I have to think we see in HP5 a Goblin revolt led or staged by Ludo Bagman on Voldemort's orders. Why?

6. Voldemort Triumphant - Voldemort is back, but how can he come to power? He has to do something to convince the magical world that he has been terribly misunderstood, that he is their savior not doom and misery incarnate. He does this by working the magical media and spineless Ministry after putting down Bagman's staged Goblin Revolt when all were helpless.

7. Order of Phoenix founding - Dumbledore asks at the end of HP4 that the usual gang gather to combat the risen Voldemort. This group, following the parallel Slytherine/Gryffindor balances of the books (see HKHP, pg. 23), are the good guy opposition to the Death Eaters, as Fawkes echos Nagini. When Dumbledore departs, those loyal to his memory form the Order of the Phoenix (OoP) in resistance to Voldemort (see the end of HP2 for the loyalty to Dumbledore connection with Fawkes - and the Christological symbolism I won't belabor here).

8. Hogwart's Hiding Place - How can life continue at Hogwarts when there is a civil war going on in the larger world? Well, I think because the good guys have a safe-house to meet inside the castle: Dumbledore's secret bathroom mentioned in HP4 becomes Harry's HQ and hideout.

9. DADA surprise - Every book features a new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher who is not what s/he seems. No exception in HP5 - look for a spy/double agent to take Made Eye's vacant post - and not be serving whom everyone fears.

10. Battle at Book's End - Each book thus far has involved the necessary heroic/epic trip underground to confront death or do battle among the dead. Look in HP5 for a battle in King's Cross Station and a defeat for the Order of the Phoenix. Dumbledore may stun everyone by appearing and 'doing an Obi-Wan' to allow Harry's escape with the Dursleys.

ETC. - Means to God - Love and Love relationships (lots of romance and Austen-like intrigue in HP5), Satire - Gov't Unspeakables released to fight OoP, Gov't lack of moral compass and fiber, Institutional idiocy and cowardice in Ministry, Hogwarts, and magical media, Snape - not yet revealed as vampire if we learn one of the reasons behind his love/hate relationship with Harry - obedience to Dumbledore.

Post: Not bold enough? My apologies! Please let me know your counter predictions before Saturday morning; I will accept no claims of "I knew that had to happen and Granger was wrong" made after a reading of HP5. Thanks again for playing along and for your support of HKHP - it has been an edifying, delightful year. Grateful John


Oh, and Pat? With all due respect, I think you, O'Brien, and Fr. Amorth are fine fellows and great Catholics, but you're all wet on Potter. Stand back! All of you! For *I* have a B.A. in *English*! Fear me! :)
Just because you have a strong maternal instinct doesn't mean you're a good mother

Use comments for punchline.
Commotion in Dallas

Point

Counterpoint
Ecumenical Dialogue with a Kick to it

It's the 21st century. Catholics have been praying in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit for, oh, 21 centuries. They've been saying the Creed for a little less time. Idolatry and paganism have been eschewed by the teaching of the Church for, well gosh, look at the time!, about 21 centuries. The worship of the God of Israel who is Father, Son, and Holy Spirit (not of Moloch, Astarte, Zeus, Hera, the Horned God, or Quetzlcoatl) has been preached by the Catholic Church for, odd coincidence that, 21 centuries. And yet, there are still Protestants out there who say "Catholicism is idol-worshipping paganism".

Some people feel the need to argue with a brick-brained statement like that. Me, for instance, when dealing with truly innocent people who really don't have a clue what the Church teaches. Why? Cuz I was one of them. But when dealing with people who have been exposed to what the Church actually teaches and who simply and bovinely persist in overlooking the obvious fact that Catholic Faith is Christian, not pagan Disputations has created a fine ecumenical response for their worthless, sinful, intellectually darkened and morally corrupt opinion.

It won't change the minds of the incorrigibly and wilfully stupid, but I did find it amusing.
Vote for Dick Gephardt

Betrayal and abandonment of a spouse is A Okay, if you suddenly discover you are a lesbian. "Whatever is right for her, I trust her," her father, Dick Gephardt said.

I suppose a father could say, "I unconditionally love her". But why on earth should anybody *trust* her?

Showing the moral courage for which the Democratic party is famous, Gephardt "promotes the idea of civil unions, but not gay marriages necessarily.
"I think civil unions is gonna be hard to do in the country," he said. "It's controversial. I think it solves the majority of the problems that people face, who are discriminated against. And I think if we can get that done, it would be real progress."

Translation: "I favor gay marriage, but I'm too calculating to say that clearly just yet. Let the Canadians stick their necks out. Once the coast is clear or some loony American Brownshirt on the bench legislates it, I'm there!"

Dubya's election is secure when the Dems can only put guys like this into the running.
God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong, God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are, so that no human being might boast in the presence of God.
End Times Watch...

Andrew Greeley and I agree!
Haloscan is undergoing its weekly lobotomy. Comments will, I presume, be back soon.
Sola Psyche and the Sacramental Economy

... from the awesome St. Catherine of Siena Institute.

The seven sacraments--including the sacrament of Holy Orders--are the normative way in which Jesus gives us his life. Yes, it's true that "We are bound by the sacraments, but God is not" and so a Catholic should not presume to judge the fate of those outside the sacramental economy. But Catholics who take that as an excuse to neglect the sacraments or say imbecilic things like "Destroy the hierarchy!" (by which they can only mean, "Destroy one of the sacraments Jesus gave us!") or "Who needs the Eucharist as long as you've asked Jesus to be your personal Lord and Savior?" should not bet the farm on their guaranteed salvation either.

Rule of thumb: victims of head on collisions *can* miraculously recover without medical attention sometimes. That's a bad reason for withholding medicine from victims of head on collisions. The human race is the victim of a head on collision with sin. The medicine the Great Physican has prescribed is the sacraments. Receive them as frequently as you can and pray for those who don't yet have access to them.
Every development of doctrine spawns a conservative heresy or schism as well as liberal ones

Most recently, developments in the area of ecumenism and the dignity of the human person have spawned conservative schismatics like the SSPX and well as all the New Age froot loops types.

T'was the same in the New Testament period. You not only had gnostic froot loops who John warned about (the types who "ran ahead" and claimed special insights beyond what the apostles taught (2 John 9), much like the "progressives" loyal only to the Third Vatican Council), but you also had Reactionaries like the Judaizers who hated all this newfangled garbage about Gentiles being in the Church and the abandonment of kosher regulations. "It's not what we did when *I* was a lad! The Church has gone to hell in a handbasket since Peter started listening to those damned liberals like Paul, by cracky!"

But there's an even earlier schism than that: the Mandeans. They are Reactionaries who wanted to just stick with John the Baptist and didn't go for all that far out stuff about Jesus being the Lamb of God. There's a reason, you see, why John the Evangelist spends so much time recording John the Baptist's denials that he's the Christ, and his emphatic insistence that Christ must increase and he must decrease, Christ is the Bridegroom and he's just the Best Man, and so forth. The revelation isn't *merely* conservative. It is also dramatically and frighteningly creative and we often don't really want God's real creativity. We'd often prefer our own, thanks, or none at all.
Jesuits: Redefining the Missionary Task for the 21st Century!

A reader informs me that the Jesuit Urban Center was voted the best place in Boston to meet gays by Boston Magazine! I bet, (to paraphrase the lawyer of one of his victims) if he weren't a damned pervert, Paul Shanley would be voted their hero.

Nope. Nothing wrong with lay culture. The problem is entirely isolated in the clergy. They aren't a reflection of us at all.
Bloody hell

His father committed suicide when he was 12. Geoghan took this boy out for ice cream to "minister" to him and then sexually abused him.

Ora pro nobis!
APA rejects move to normalize pedophilia...

...for now.

You think the first attempt to normalize homosexual practice was successful? You think they people pushing for it gave up after one failure?

You wanna buy the Brooklyn Bridge?
More on 19th Century Thinking

As the story below makes clear, many Catholics are also still stuck in the 19th and early 20th Century in assuming that the structures erected then are still doing the job for which they were erected. They aren't. With the exception of a *very* few schools, most Catholics college are, in the words of Peter Kreeft, excellent places to go to lose your faith. We are in a period of transition. A huge portion of real Catholic education (and often *remedial* education aimed at undoing the damage done by apostate academics) is being done by what Evangelicals would call "parachurch ministries": lay Catholics such as the Catherine of Siena Institute, or St. Joseph Communications, or Catholic Answers, or individual laypeople like the frighteningly productive and inventive Steve Ray (who makes the Catholic Faith as fun as an Indiana Jones movie) or Dave Armstrong or the wonderful maniacs at Envoy, of course, Scott Hahn (who retains the old-fashioned belief that the fruits of academic labor ought to benefit the people of God, not just tittilate other academics). And, those folks, of course are just a taste of the burgeoning work that's being taken up out there because a) it's not being done by the structures that were supposed to do it and b) it still needs to be done.

However, such work is, I think, definitely a work in transition. New structures will have to be created because apostolates that rely primarily on the charisms of individuals will necessarily die with the individual. There's nothing wrong with individuals exercising their charisms. But in addition, we laypeople, working together with faithful clergy are going to have to create new and lasting structures to make sure the Faith is passed on to the next generation and spread over the world. How that will happen I don't know. The first key is prayer since it's the Spirit's job to build the house